so paul bunyan was defated by chainsaw

[spaceman]

i guess, i remember the cartoon
it had paul hauling ass and chopping wood
but he couldnt keep up with the chainsaw and got all sad
if u ever chopped wood u know its major suckage
imagine it for a living omg it got me to wondering if pb was ever really happy
outside the cartoon ill bet he was a miserable bastard

 

[Wyndru]

I heard he liked wood, a lot.

 

[skyking]

sure he was, with those sore feet.

 

[IronWing]

On the other hand, Paul landed a major babe.

 

[AstroManLuca]

did you know that paul bunyan was "fakelore" created by a logging company in the early 20th century to promote their industry?

 

[zinfamous]

did you know that paul bunyan was "fakelore" created by a logging company in the early 20th century to promote their industry?

you mean like popeye?

:hmm:

 

[mnewsham]

spacing in a postman thread

 

[mpo]

John Henry was a steel driving man...

 

[IronWing]

John Henry was a steel driving man...

He died...

 

[foghorn67]

I admired the loyalty of the ox. Like a badass R2D2.

 

[SamQuint]

is defated even a word? Defeated maybe?

 

[Howard]

is defated even a word? Defeated maybe?

Defatted is a word.

 

[Krazy4Real]

dude.........

 

[runzwithsizorz]

On the other hand, Paul landed a major babe.

A real floozy with too much make-up

 

[brianmanahan]

is defated even a word? Defeated maybe?

DONT YOU DARE TALK BACK TO SPACEMAN!

his posts are exquisite and existential

and sublime

 

[IronWing]

A real floozy with too much make-up

Horny beyond belief.

 

[mpo]

He died...

Spoiler tags please!

 

[IronWing]

Spoiler tags please!

Spoiler

... with his hammer in his hand.