So my wife at her job busted this kid stealing a.................

[Jhill]

Cross necklace.

Am I old-fashioned or is this ironic?

 

[amol]

JESUS COMPELS YOU TO STEAL A CROSS NECKLACE!@!

 

[DurocShark]

LOL! That's not in the Bible is it?

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Cross necklace.

Am I old-fashioned or is this ironic?

its ironic.

 

[imported_Pablo]

I'll bet Prophet Yahweh told him to do it.

 

[funboy6942]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
LOL! That's not in the Bible is it?

Well if your Christian you can steal, confess, Jesus died for your sin, say and few hail mary's, you got free and clear cross AND you still get to go to heaven!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Cross necklace.

Am I old-fashioned or is this ironic?

It's ironic IMHO.

 

[BobDaMenkey]

That's rather funny, and sad at the same time.

 

[GhettoFob]

You are old-fashioned.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Jhill
Cross necklace.

Am I old-fashioned or is this ironic?

Just don't send the boy to confession, or he'll have more issues to deal with!

 

[Aharami]

wow

 

[Queasy]

Cross necklaces are more often a fashion statement than an actual article of faith nowadays...

 

[Nitemare]

She should have smited him

 

[Nomada]

Originally posted by: Pablo
I'll bet Prophet Yahweh told him to do it.

:thumbsup:

 

[eLiu]

I remember hearing somewhere that the most stolen book (in bookstores) is the Bible...any validity?

 

[totalcommand]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
She should have smited him

It's smote, not smited.

 

[Amplifier]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Jhill
Cross necklace.

Am I old-fashioned or is this ironic?

Just don't send the boy to confession, or he'll have more issues to deal with!

haha

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: DurocShark
LOL! That's not in the Bible is it?

Well if your Christian you can steal, confess, Jesus died for your sin, say and few hail mary's, you got free and clear cross AND you still get to go to heaven!

To be honest, not all christians believe that, you are close for catholicism but the protestants are a bit more strict about what they consider repentance.

 

[dnuggett]

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: DurocShark
LOL! That's not in the Bible is it?

Well if your Christian you can steal, confess, Jesus died for your sin, say and few hail mary's, you got free and clear cross AND you still get to go to heaven!

If you truly accepted Jesus, you would not have stolen the cross in the first place. But then again if YOU were Christian, you would have known that.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: rahvin

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: DurocShark
LOL! That's not in the Bible is it?

Well if your Christian you can steal, confess, Jesus died for your sin, say and few hail mary's, you got free and clear cross AND you still get to go to heaven!

To be honest, not all christians believe that, you are close for catholicism but the protestants are a bit more strict about what they consider repentance.

This is true. Protestant repentance requires you to inflict an amount of pain on yourself proportional to your sin. It's much more strict.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: DurocShark
LOL! That's not in the Bible is it?

Well if your Christian you can steal, confess, Jesus died for your sin, say and few hail mary's, you got free and clear cross AND you still get to go to heaven!

If you truly accepted Jesus, you would not have stolen the cross in the first place. But then again if YOU were Christian, you would have known that.

So what if you stole the cross just to fvck with Jesus?

 

[shilala]

Maybe they'll stone the little weasel?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: shilala
Maybe they'll stone the little weasel?

Maybe he was already stoned.

 

[dnuggett]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: DurocShark
LOL! That's not in the Bible is it?

Well if your Christian you can steal, confess, Jesus died for your sin, say and few hail mary's, you got free and clear cross AND you still get to go to heaven!

If you truly accepted Jesus, you would not have stolen the cross in the first place. But then again if YOU were Christian, you would have known that.

So what if you stole the cross just to fvck with Jesus?

And if you were Christian you would do that- why?

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: funboy42

Originally posted by: DurocShark
LOL! That's not in the Bible is it?

Well if your Christian you can steal, confess, Jesus died for your sin, say and few hail mary's, you got free and clear cross AND you still get to go to heaven!

QFT