So my son said a few new words...

[RKS]

Before bed my son, who will be 3 in a few months, goes to the bathroom. He is in the "fiercely independent" stage and wants to do everything himself. I still check on him in the bathroom because he can cause a mess within seconds.

Tonight he has been in the bathroom over two minutes so I go check and he has his scrotum in his hands and I ask him:

ME: "What are you doing?"
HIM: "Scratching my balls"
ME: "WHAT???!!!"
HIM: "I'm sorry, I'm scratching my ball sack"

My wife and I had to turn so he wouldn't see us laughing but I hope he doesn't use these words when he is over at grandma's..

Parenting is a great adventure.

 

[BW86]

hahahahaha

ball sack :laugh::laugh:

 

[Queasy]

Your wife scratches her ball sack!?! :shocked::shocked:

 

[MangoTBG]

Originally posted by: RKS
my wife is to blame for these

???

 

[GhettoFob]

lol

 

[everman]

I don't even want to know how he learned this from his mother...

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: MangoTBG

Originally posted by: RKS
my wife is to blame for these

???

He was curious and asked my wife what it was. She decided that scrotum was to difficult to pronounce and used easier terms.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Could have said nut sack, but whatever.

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Your wife scratches her ball sack!?! :shocked::shocked:

I was wondering the same thing.

 

[Baked]

Has your son found his johnson yet?

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: Baked
Has your son found his johnson yet?

It's in proximity of his ball sack, so you could assume he has.

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: Baked
Has your son found his johnson yet?

Yes, he has no issues with using the word "Penis" in public.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol you need to record him saying that so that years from now you can show it all his buddies

 

[erikistired]

most of the "colorful" words my daughter(s) learn come from me.

 

[chambersc]

oh...my...god. wicked funny.

 

[soydios]

10/10

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[hans030390]

HAHAHA!

 

[Goosemaster]

cute:laugh:

 

[EGGO]

Crazy funny.