So my roommate's on the phone, and asks his sister...

[Tetsuo]

What?

 

[Ranger X]

I think he's related to Jack Hoff.

 

[Ausm]

Quit hogging that crack pipe...



Sysadmin

 

[Ranger X]

She's in a love triangle with Mike Hock.

 

[aircooled]

At work we have to write on a whiteboard if we are off work.
It usuallu reads something like this:

Laura - Off
Bill- Off
Jack - Out today

 

[igowerf]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
She's in a love triangle with Mike Hock.

That's the same as Mike Hawk....

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: igowerf
Not Mike Hunt?

excellent. cookie for you 😀

 

[mygumballs]

Originally posted by: igowerf

Originally posted by: Ranger X
She's in a love triangle with Mike Hock.

That's the same as Mike Hawk....

How about Brian P. Tortilla

 

[brxndxn]

At work we have to write on a whiteboard if we are off work.
It usuallu reads something like this:

Laura - Off
Bill- Off
Jack - Out today

LOL

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: igowerf
Not Mike Hunt?

you dont understand.

we had a principle named that in middle school.

HAHAHAHA

MIKE

 

[bpctech]

Originally posted by: mygumballs

Originally posted by: igowerf

Originally posted by: Ranger X
She's in a love triangle with Mike Hock.

That's the same as Mike Hawk....

How about Brian P. Tortilla

scrambled eggs?

 

[Chaotic42]

I don't get it, and I'm from the Mississippi/Louisiana/Alabama region. 😕

 

[speg]

Haha I didn't get it but by the time I got to the end of the thread I think I figured it out. Sillydumb. Sound out the name if you don't get it.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: speg
Haha I didn't get it but by the time I got to the end of the thread I think I figured it out. Sillydumb. Sound out the name if you don't get it.

:sigh:

I get it now. Lord, I want those 30 seconds back.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it now lol


i didn't get it until someone said phill mccrotch roflmao...

pat McCrotch
dick hurtz

one time during high school, some of the classmates were socializing amongst each other.

it was class discussion time so it was fairly loud in the classroom. Apparently one group was talking about funny names, and i guess the teacher overheard one name and was wondering why they were laughing. So he kinda yells out loud to the classroom "who's Dick Hurtz?"

ROFLMAOALOALOLAAOL!!! i was laughign so hard...a split second later i realized ahahahahahha

 

[BaboonGuy]

think rooster folks

 

[DXM]

Why would your roommate want to say that to his sister? 🙁

 

[miniMUNCH]

Reminds me of that Dilbert comic where Dobert (the consultant) informs the pointy haired bossed that a computer selected a new name for the company by selecting a random word from astronomy and technology and pairing them together.

The computer came up with "Uranus Hertz" and the pointy haired boss says, "I like it...".

 

[Dissipate]

I wish this thread would die. Its wasting space in the thread listings. On top of that it is retarded.