So my roommates dog took a dump in my bedroom!!

[Hankerton]

I was thinking about taking a dump in his food bowl in retaliation.

Any suggestions?

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Dumbass should have let the dog out ahead of time, not the dog's fault.

 

[pyonir]

Try closing your door.

 

[KLin]

I bet the dog would retaliate by taking a dump on your face when you're sleeping.

 

[nakedfrog]

Is it legal to send feces through the US postal system?

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Sabot
Dumbass should have let the dog out ahead of time, not the dog's fault.

yep. but i would not suggest the OP take a dump in the friend's food bowl. thats just horribly digusting. you could, however, take that dog sh!t and smear it all over the floor of your friend's room. i'd say that's some excellent revenge.....

 

[shimsham]

if the dog is normally house trained, dont take it out on him. if he had to go, he had no choice if he couldnt make it outside.

so i suggest you sh!t in your roommates bowl.

 

[Hankerton]

Let me elaborate, my roommate is a bartender so he works at night. I usually keep my door closed but all I did was run downstairs to grab a drink. In that two minute time period, the dog came in and dropped the bomb. And this was no simple dropping, the d@mn dog must've eaten two pounds of laxitives beforehand.

 

[TheAudit]

That just means he likes you!

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Hankerton
Let me elaborate, my roommate is a bartender so he works at night. I usually keep my door closed but all I did was run downstairs to grab a drink. In that two minute time period, the dog came in and dropped the bomb. And this was no simple dropping, the d@mn dog must've eaten two pounds of laxitives beforehand.

haha you know dogs do stuff like this outa spite sometimes... they arnt all dumb ahha
you musta pissed off the dog =P

 

[shimsham]

hmmm...sick maybe? he eat anything he shouldnt have had.

may be just out of spite. does the dog like you?

 

[BooGiMaN]

damn that does seem rather like the dog was waiting for an oppotunity to get back at you for something...

what you do to the dog?

id have made the roomate clean it up and pay for it to be steam cleaned if it still smelled

 

[Hankerton]

None of us really even know the dog yet. Roommate just got it last week. But I don't let the dog into my room cause there's too many expensive things she could munch on. I think she just did it out of spite. Got a bad feeling about this dog. I love dogs, don't get me wrong, but its damn ugly and barks all the time. I think it's like a German Shepherd humped a Rat and out came this stupid dog.

 

[imported_Strang]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
damn that does seem rather like the dog was waiting for an oppotunity to get back at you for something...

what you do to the dog?

id have made the roomate clean it up and pay for it to be steam cleaned if it still smelled

I doubt the dog was specifically singling him out for revenge -- sounds more like it had to go and didn't want to crap in the room where it stays. It saw an opportunity and took it.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Strang

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
damn that does seem rather like the dog was waiting for an oppotunity to get back at you for something...

what you do to the dog?

id have made the roomate clean it up and pay for it to be steam cleaned if it still smelled

I doubt the dog was specifically singling him out for revenge -- sounds more like it had to go and didn't want to crap in the room where it stays. It saw an opportunity and took it.

but out of all the rest of the house he chose the OPs room

 

[MartyMcFly3]

He's just marking his territory. He owns you know.

 

You can poop on your roommates floor.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Hankerton
None of us really even know the dog yet. Roommate just got it last week. But I don't let the dog into my room cause there's too many expensive things she could munch on. I think she just did it out of spite. Got a bad feeling about this dog. I love dogs, don't get me wrong, but its damn ugly and barks all the time. I think it's like a German Shepherd humped a Rat and out came this stupid dog.

BWahahahaahaha

 

[welst10]

funniest thread of the day!

 

[Trey22]

Eye for an eye... or in this case, poop for a poop. Just return the favor and be done with it.

 

[welst10]

I got an idea. Collect the dog dump in a plastic bag and hand it over to your roommate and say "Here you go, your dog left this in my room".

 

[Hankerton]

I was also thinking about giving laxatives to my roommate. Then when he spends the night on the pot with the runs, I'm gonna just tell him: SEE THAT? NOT FUN IS IT!!! TAKE YOUR DAMN DOG OUT FOR A WALK!

 

[BooGiMaN]

im seriously surprised there arent more roomate related murders each year...

 

[NuclearNed]

While your roommate is away, feed the dog as much spicy cheesy chili as it can hold. Keep feeding it until it won't eat another bite. Then make sure your door is sealed tight while the hilarity ensues.