Edit so apparently I missed a line in there that changes the context of it all
Second edit: my roommate came back and filled in some more holes
And the bits and pieces I hear are..
"I went on a date the other night"
...
"We went back to his place"
...
"We talk on the couch and I kind of start rubbing his arm and we're flirting a bit"
...
"And then he DROPS off his pants...
..."AND HE STARTS JACKING OFF IN FRONT OF ME"
...
"And it lasted only a MINUTE"
...
"I mean my God I've peed longer than that"
...
That was when I got the F*CK up and left
...
"It was like totally the worst night ever"
...
"I went back and went ew ew ew"
...
"I told all my roommates and they were dying of laughter"
I still don't understand why she was still there when he was whacking it off though
Second edit: my roommate came back and filled in some more holes
And the bits and pieces I hear are..
"I went on a date the other night"
...
"We went back to his place"
...
"We talk on the couch and I kind of start rubbing his arm and we're flirting a bit"
...
"And then he DROPS off his pants...
..."AND HE STARTS JACKING OFF IN FRONT OF ME"
...
"And it lasted only a MINUTE"
...
"I mean my God I've peed longer than that"
...
That was when I got the F*CK up and left
...
"It was like totally the worst night ever"
...
"I went back and went ew ew ew"
...
"I told all my roommates and they were dying of laughter"
I still don't understand why she was still there when he was whacking it off though
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