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So, my roomate decided to label and put a date his lettuce.

MetalMat

MetalMat

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So I get home last night, and reach into he fridge to get a beer and notice that there is a clear plastic bag filled with lettuce. What caught my eye though was the fact that there was a sticky note on the bag with his name and the date......

Ok, so I ask him first why he put a date on the lettuce, and he told me that it was to make sure the lettuce was fresh. I told him a much easier method: To look at the fvckin lettuce, and if its brown guess what, its not fresh!

I got home a little drunk last night after I went out to the bar with my friends and changed the date to May 17th, 1886 :laugh:


Hey man, but the dude is like one of my best friends, I guess I just dont understand why somebody would be happy with being so boring. I figure if you got a life, its good to live it some. But I would have his back any day if something would happen, hes like a brother I never had.
 
oh, dating with a sticky note. From your title I thought your roommate called his lettuce names and took it into room at night for some lovin.
 
Originally posted by: shuan24
oh, dating with a sticky note. From your title I thought your roommate called his lettuce names and took it into room at night for some lovin.
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thats what i thought too
 
loving with the lettuce...lol

actually he has a point. my lettuce sometimes goes bad before it goes brown. i cant tell by looking at it. Id have to actually taste it to find out. if i was neat and organized Id label it in the fridge
 
Originally posted by: shuan24
oh, dating with a sticky note. From your title I thought your roommate called his lettuce names and took it into room at night for some lovin.
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I guess I need to change that, it does look like that.

 
Why would you even fscking care enough to ask him about it?

Sounds like something I would do. Not because I can't tell by visual inspection when the lettuce is bad, but sometimes it's nice to know how LONG it lasts, so you can adjust your buying habbits, take in more information, whatever.

Sometimes it's hard to remember exactly when you bought something if you don't write it down.
 
Okay... wheres the issue he put a date on the lettuce this makes him a boring person(not saying that he isn't you know better than I do however doing that doesn't mean he is)
 
Originally posted by: eakers
Originally posted by: shuan24
oh, dating with a sticky note. From your title I thought your roommate called his lettuce names and took it into room at night for some lovin.
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thats what i thought too
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Ditto. 😕
 
Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: conservative002
...he is just a real boring guy and always paranoid with a personality like white bread...
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Yeah, don't rag on him too much...:disgust:
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Remember, it's always the quiet ones...
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I took that quote out, I did not mean to say anything bad about him behind his back.
 
Originally posted by: Baked
Have a life = getting drunk everynight, get free pussy, get STD, get AIDs, die?
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Not everynight, but it certainly means doing something more than watching tv all the time.
 
Originally posted by: Eli
Why would you even fscking care enough to ask him about it?

Sounds like something I would do. Not because I can't tell by visual inspection when the lettuce is bad, but sometimes it's nice to know how LONG it lasts, so you can adjust your buying habbits, take in more information, whatever.

Sometimes it's hard to remember exactly when you bought something if you don't write it down.
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seconded.
 
Originally posted by: MetalMat
Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: conservative002
...he is just a real boring guy and always paranoid with a personality like white bread...
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Yeah, don't rag on him too much...:disgust:
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Remember, it's always the quiet ones...
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I took that quote out, I did not mean to say anything bad about him behind his back.
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then whats the reason for this thread?
 
Originally posted by: dabuddha
Yeah he can have an exciting life as an alcoholic like you :roll:

Leave him alone.
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A guy comes home a little drunk and he's automatically an alcoholic? :roll:
 
OMFG leave the OP alone. Anyone that freaking dates lettuce needs to get their head examined... How hard is it to figure out how long the damn lettuce has been in the fridge?

Oh and nice signup date Metal.
 
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
OMFG leave the OP alone. Anyone that freaking dates lettuce needs to get their head examined... How hard is it to figure out how long the damn lettuce has been in the fridge?

Oh and nice signup date Metal.
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Same to you bud 😉
 
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