So my office smells like Ben Gay....

[SwiftWind]

My co-worker and I share a small office. From 8AM to 5PM he is constantly chewing this gum that smells like Ben Gay cream. The smell is so strong that every time I walk into our office I feel like I'm walking into a retirement home.

I could just ask him to change the chewing gum flavor to something else, but that would be too easy. Instead, I want to see what creative ideas ATOTers can come up with..

Lets hear it.

 

[zerocool84]

Put Ben Gay cream in your mouth and start eating it. Go up to him and say this is what your mouth smells like and blow your breath at him.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/

There you go.

 

[guyver01]

I want to see what creative ideas ATOTers can come up with..

Learn that sharing is a 2-way street?

He probably chews that gum so he doesn't have to smell your rank farts.

 

[amdhunter]

Get a guy named Ben and have gay sex with him. Then look at him and tell him "this is what your mouth smells like!"

 

[MoPHo]

Get an attractive female to walk in and ask, "What the fuck is that smell? Is that Ben Gay? Smells like an old person's home in here."

I've done this to co-workers who wear very gross cologne.

 

[krylon]

Take a dump in his mouth

 

[FoBoT]

rub yourself with tiger balm

 

[I Saw OJ]

rub yourself with tiger balm

Who told you to put the balm on?

 

[SunSamurai]

Actual advise; Buy the fucker some gum you like the smell of and give him seductive info where to get more. Hope he becomes hooked.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

 

[skace]

Get him hooked on altoids.

 

[Blackjack200]

http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/http://www.jasonbartholme.com/101-ways-to-annoy-your-coworkers/

There you go.

8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge

Huh? I never put my tuna sandwiches in the fridge. They're not going to start stinking in the three and a half hours between when you bring your lunch and when you eat it...

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Switch his gay gum out for nicotine gum. He'll never switch back.

 

[surfsatwerk]

8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge

Huh? I never put my tuna sandwiches in the fridge. They're not going to start stinking in the three and a half hours between when you bring your lunch and when you eat it...

Yeah they do stink, and it really bugs people who don't like tuna.

 

[Blackjack200]

Yeah they do stink, and it really bugs people who don't like tuna.

OK, maybe if you just leave it out on the desk top in the open air or something, mine is in a sandwich bag annd a supermarket plastic bag which I keep in my cabinet. I can't imagine that anyone can smell it

 

[boomerang]

It may be an improvement over his breath. Something to think about.

 

[Modular]

Actual advise; Buy the fucker some gum you like the smell of and give him seductive info where to get more. Hope he becomes hooked.

Gum secks?

 

[dainthomas]

Gum secks?

Well, his mouth already smells like gay.