so my mom had some awful plastic surgery

[StageLeft]

that reminds me, can I bum a $20?

Yes, if you clean up those sticky girly mags that you have hidden under the bed and throw that anime lifesize girl pillow out that you snorgle with each night.

 

[Nik]

"HEYYY!! .....HEY! do you want more, HEY!!! mashed...>HEYY!! Potatoes??!!!!!"

ROFL @ your description!! :awe::awe::awe:


It'll settle with time, though. It's like fake tits. They look awful right after surgery. Not to worry, though! After the tissue settles, it'll only look slightly less awful. Just like fake tits.

 

[moshquerade]

ROFL @ your description!! :awe::awe::awe:


It'll settle with time, though. It's like fake tits. They look awful right after surgery. Not to worry, though! After the tissue settles, it'll only look slightly less awful. Just like fake tits.

his mom got fake tits too?!

and he feels so naughty for looking at them i'd bet.

 

[mizzou]

Yes, if you clean up those sticky girly mags that you have hidden under the bed and throw that anime lifesize girl pillow out that you snorgle with each night.

but that was my christmas present from you!!!


*storms off into the basement*

 

[darkswordsman17]

his mom got fake tits too?!

and he feels so naughty for looking at them i'd bet.

Hey, don't blame the guy for wanting some sour cream on his potatoes.

 

[mizzou]

Hey, don't blame the guy for wanting some sour cream on his potatoes.

*throws up on keyboard*

 

[Turin39789]

Marie Osmond does not look that bad. Especially since she lost all that weight.

yes she does

 

[SKORPI0]

WTF!!

 

[Dominato3r]

Fuck, my eyes

 

[rasczak]

WTF!!

jay mohr must have really fucked with her head. either that or she wanted jay mohr to leave her so she went the self mutilation route. too bad really, she was a fucking hottie.

 

[moshquerade]

yes she does

for a 50 y/o woman?
no, she doesn't.

she's doing better than fine.

 

[Patranus]

 

[AnonymouseUser]

and no I'm not going to post pics of my mom, I didn't take any, I felt too ashamed

You are such a tease! :'(

you would sh!t your pants if you saw a pic of my wife next to the beiber

Dude...you must make me shit.

lol, can't!

 

[0roo0roo]

jay mohr must have really fucked with her head. either that or she wanted jay mohr to leave her so she went the self mutilation route. too bad really, she was a fucking hottie.

beyond the lips i don't see how thats anything more than aging poorly.

 

[Miramonti]

WTF!!

She used to be a pretty woman.

Now she's neither pretty

 

[Binarycow]

She used to be a pretty woman.

Now she's neither pretty

It's a she? I thought that was Steven Tyler dressed up as a woman. Damn my eyes.

 

[0roo0roo]

She used to be a pretty woman.

Now she's neither pretty

so ur sayin she's not quite outa atots league...

 

[OCGuy]

We need the fucking pics, man.

 

[Newbian]

She has to maintain her cougar status somehow.

 

[alkemyst]

HEY like when you going move OUT!

 

[geno]

now we have to feel sorry for her because she chopped up her face...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no you don't.

 

[StageLeft]

Still no pics!

 

[Hacp]

For a facelift, you need to make sure to go to a younger doctor, preferably aged 35-40. This is because they learned new techniques in school that minimize the surprized look that many people don't like with a facelift. They pull from the sides instead of straight up. It minimizes the wrinkles and maximizes freshness and vitality.

 

[BassBomb]

For a facelift, you need to make sure to go to a younger doctor, preferably aged 35-40. This is because they learned new techniques in school that minimize the surprized look that many people don't like with a facelift. They pull from the sides instead of straight up. It minimizes the wrinkles and maximizes freshness and vitality.

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[dawp]

For a facelift, you need to make sure to go to a younger doctor, preferably aged 35-40. This is because they learned new techniques in school that minimize the surprized look that many people don't like with a facelift. They pull from the sides instead of straight up. It minimizes the wrinkles and maximizes freshness and vitality.

any doctor worth a a damn is constantly learning new techniques. with the rate at which medical technology is changing, they'd get left behind if they didn't.