So my girlfriend's freaking out about this spider

[Entity]

Seriously. It crawled under the entertainment center -- mean looking sucker. Now she wants me to kill it.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Gee... I wonder what direction this thread's going to take?

 

[bradruth]

Parody?

 

[T2T III]

If I were you, I'd get up on the coffee table and act more scared than she is. Let us know her reaction to your behavior.

 

[Evadman]

Update?

 

[NFS4]

My GF absolutely despises spiders...no matter how small.

She see a little ittie bitter spider and she freaks and thinks the damn thing is gonna bite her head off or something.

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: bradruth
Parody?

No, seriously. She won't shut up about it.

...and yes, I know what direction this thread is going to take. Oh well.

Rob

 

[beer]

Kill the girlfriend, have sex wth the spider.

 

[Horus]

SPIDER.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: beer
Kill the girlfriend, have sex wth the spider.

Then your offspring can rule the world.

 

[brunswickite]

>o<
>0<

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: brunswickite
>o<
>0<

Spider or girlfriend? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

i'm impressed....

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: beer
Kill the girlfriend, have sex wth the spider.

Then your offspring can rule the world.

I'm not so sure

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: NFS4
My GF absolutely despises spiders...no matter how small.

She see a little ittie bitter spider and she freaks and thinks the damn thing is gonna bite her head off or something.

I'm the same way, it's nothing to be disgusted over in another person; it's instinctual and she's as likely to change that as to change her height or eye color. Religion has a similar physiological basis; if you're religious, you can equate her fear of spiders to your faith in god.

 

[Atomicus]

Is she afraid of those tiny red spiders that are the size of a pinhead?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
Is she afraid of those tiny red spiders that are the size of a pinhead?

You mean the ones you can't even touch without having them smear everywhere?

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Inquiring minds want to know.

That's an old-school slogan.

 

[Pepsi90919]

[wrong thread]

 

[beer]

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[luvya]

2/10

 

[SneakyStuff]

Could be worse, seen the spdiers in Iraq? Go to Google and type in : Iraq Spiders: under image search

WARNING! If you don't like spdiers, don't type it in

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: luvya
2/10

It's not a parody. She's actually freaking out about a spider.

 

[her209]

Well, an octopus ran under my bed.

 

[kyparrish]

Originally posted by: Horus
SPIDER.