So my friend posts an ad on craigslist about an availability in his 2 br apt..

[halik]

Originally posted by: paulney

Originally posted by: Amorphus
paulney - I would've taken that. except for the vegan part. ugh. absolutely disgusting.

Yeah, the 'no meat' part was the last drop. Plus, it was freaking far away from the university, too.

i think the "no meat" was a hint about her female partner...

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: Syringer
And this is one of the replies he gets:

Hi. My name is Jennifer xxxx. I saw your aid in "craigslist" about sharing a room in albany and i'm intrested in it. I'm 16 and
my mom will be living with me. I'm currently attenting Albany High School. Can you please give me a call at (xxx)xxx-xxxx? thank
you!

Sounds like a bad plot for a sitcom..or a reality tv show.

How exactly would that work out?

 

[andylawcc]

Albany? my friends used to live there... and boy its pretty empty there.

 

[Nitemare]

The man downstairs called and wants to know why you haven't been returning his calls

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: paulney

Originally posted by: Syringer
And this is one of the replies he gets:

Hi. My name is Jennifer xxxx. I saw your aid in "craigslist" about sharing a room in albany and i'm intrested in it. I'm 16 and
my mom will be living with me. I'm currently attenting Albany High School. Can you please give me a call at (xxx)xxx-xxxx? thank
you!

Sounds like a bad plot for a sitcom..or a reality tv show.

I remember when I was looking for an apt and roommates in Berkeley. I signed up with Cal housing, and they set me up on a mailing list. I indicated I wanted to share apt with a roommate, so they sent me apts with roommates as well. What they did not indicate, was whether it was another student looking for somone to split the costs with, or whether it was the owner itself renting the room in apt.

So, I get this listing and decide to give it a shot. Drive all the way from South Bay to Oakland, and following the map, end up in the ghettoest part of town. I've been living in the States for little over 6 months back then; little did I know about Oakland and stuff. All right, so I get out of the car and ring the bell. This black lady opens the door, and she's shaved bald and dressed in some weird-shit rags.

She says 'Hi. I'm the owner of the apt, and I'm renting a room. I'm vegan, so please no meat in my house. I have two cats, hope you like 'em. I have a spiritual leader in Tibet, and here's his picture. I also have a [female] 'partner' who frequently comes over and stays with me. I hope you understand what I'm talking about. As for the neighborhood, it's nice. We are not all black here - there's another white person living on the block. Sometimes a druggie would set up on a street or crash on a porch, but police takes care of that quickly. We don't have shootings here either'.

By the time she finished, I was like: daaaaamn. Thank you, Cal.
So, I politely declined and left 🙂

Bwahhaha, i just put my apartment onto calrentals today.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
Yeah, what about the spider?

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: luvya
Another story you just made up?

i got a story for you:

once there was this guy who tried to molest his cousin, his cousin then said no and started crying and got mad at him. then this guy got really sad and cried and grew a vagina and cried about it on the internet, and now people keep making fun of him for it. hahaha what a great story!

:laugh:

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: luvya
Another story you just made up?

i got a story for you:

once there was this guy who tried to molest his cousin, his cousin then said no and started crying and got mad at him. then this guy got really sad and cried and grew a vagina and cried about it on the internet, and now people keep making fun of him for it. hahaha what a great story!

:laugh:

at least that story had an end!!!!!

 

[iliopsoas]

the spider scared him away.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Rufio

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: luvya
Another story you just made up?

i got a story for you:

once there was this guy who tried to molest his cousin, his cousin then said no and started crying and got mad at him. then this guy got really sad and cried and grew a vagina and cried about it on the internet, and now people keep making fun of him for it. hahaha what a great story!

:laugh:

at least that story had an end!!!!!

this guy might have more cousins, who knows?!

 

[Syringer]

😱

 

[mugs]

Spider