So my father stopped by last night and I let him use my computer...

[Random Variable]

But I forgot that I was looking at porn earlier that evening. So when he moved the mouse and stopped the screensaver, he was presented with a 15-second looping video of heterosexual fornication.

Well, at least he now knows that I'm not gay. A loser, yes, but not gay. :thumbsup:

 

[T3C]

LMAO

 

[Night201]

funny! Just be happy it wasn't your mom. That last sentence was a good ending to the story. Not that I think you are, it's just a funny line!

 

[dragonballgtz]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
But I forgot that I was looking at porn earlier that evening. So when he moved the mouse and stopped the screensaver, he was presented with a 15-second looping video of heterosexual fornication.

Well, at least he now knows that I'm not gay. A loser, yes, but not gay. :thumbsup:

I'm sure he still looks at porn.

 

[radioouman]

LOL!

 

[MaverickBP]

sh!t my dad would demand a copy

 

[preslove]

When my dad moved me into a dorm room there was still stuff from the guy before me in the room. My dad picked up a butt plug.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: preslove
When my dad moved me into a dorm room there was still stuff from the guy before me in the room. My dad picked up a butt plug.

Seriously, I LOLed at this :laugh:

 

[SaintTigurius]

dad picked up a butt plug.

hahah,

i just setup my dads pc in the basement, i haven't seen him out for two days. propably dl porn..

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: preslove
When my dad moved me into a dorm room there was still stuff from the guy before me in the room. My dad picked up a butt plug.

Seriously, I LOLed at this :laugh:

He was like, "What's this?" I replied immediately "PUT THAT DOWN"

"What is it?'

"PUT THAT DOWN!!!!"

He put it down. Then I explained.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

15 seconds? that all you need?

 

[Preyhunter]

At least he didn't catch you with a tube sock (ankle sock in your case) on your schlong like in American Pie.

 

[Fritzo]

WHAAAAAhahahahahaaha....hope you cleaned the keyboard!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: preslove
When my dad moved me into a dorm room there was still stuff from the guy before me in the room. My dad picked up a butt plug.

Seriously, I LOLed at this :laugh:

He was like, "What's this?" I replied immediately "PUT THAT DOWN"

"What is it?'

"PUT THAT DOWN!!!!"

He put it down. Then I demonstrated.

Fixed

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

My mom came over to my place a couple months ago and asked to use my computer. I replied with "only if you want to see my porn collection."

She has not asked since.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: preslove
When my dad moved me into a dorm room there was still stuff from the guy before me in the room. My dad picked up a butt plug.

Seriously, I LOLed at this :laugh:

He was like, "What's this?" I replied immediately "PUT THAT DOWN"

"What is it?'

"PUT THAT DOWN!!!!"

He put it down. Then I demonstrated.

Fixed

:laugh:

 

[Qwest]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: preslove
When my dad moved me into a dorm room there was still stuff from the guy before me in the room. My dad picked up a butt plug.

Seriously, I LOLed at this :laugh:

He was like, "What's this?" I replied immediately "PUT THAT DOWN"

"What is it?'

"PUT THAT DOWN!!!!"

He put it down. Then I explained.

how did YOU know what it was?

 

[nakedfrog]

Why a 15 second loop?

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
But I forgot that I was looking at porn earlier that evening. So when he moved the mouse and stopped the screensaver, he was presented with a 15-second looping video of heterosexual fornication.

Well, at least he now knows that I'm not gay. A loser, yes, but not gay. :thumbsup:

How old are you?

 

[LoverBoyJ]

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: preslove
When my dad moved me into a dorm room there was still stuff from the guy before me in the room. My dad picked up a butt plug.

Seriously, I LOLed at this :laugh:

He was like, "What's this?" I replied immediately "PUT THAT DOWN"

"What is it?'

"PUT THAT DOWN!!!!"

He put it down. Then I demonstrated.

Fixed

:laugh:

:Q LOL

 

[ohtwell]

Hahahahaha!


: ) Amanda

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: preslove
When my dad moved me into a dorm room there was still stuff from the guy before me in the room. My dad picked up a butt plug.

Seriously, I LOLed at this :laugh:

He was like, "What's this?" I replied immediately "PUT THAT DOWN"

"What is it?'

"PUT THAT DOWN!!!!"

He put it down. Then I demonstrated.

Fixed

best.fix.of.the.day

 

aww, so you finally bonded with your father.

 

[PingSpike]

Heh. The girlfriend came home from work one day, and sat down at the computer with me. Ever the observant, she noticed a folder open in the taskbar named "brandy". "What's Brandy?" she said. Brandy is Brandy Didder, a porn starlet I found interesting enough to devote a folder to on my harddrive.

I paniced for a moment while I tried to quickly come up with a suitable lie for the existence of a folder bearing a girls name. Being a horrible liar and knowing that any attempted deceit would likely make the situation look much worse then it actually was, I came clean.

"Oh." she said.

And that was that.

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Originally posted by: J Heartless Slick

Originally posted by: Random Variable
But I forgot that I was looking at porn earlier that evening. So when he moved the mouse and stopped the screensaver, he was presented with a 15-second looping video of heterosexual fornication.

Well, at least he now knows that I'm not gay. A loser, yes, but not gay. :thumbsup:

How old are you?

The reason I ask is because I would not care if my dad saw porn on my computer.