So my dad is leaving and I have the keys to his house...

[Azndude51]

My dad and his family (my step family) are going to be out of the country for three weeks. He's giving me the keys to his house so I can keep an eye on it, mow the lawn, etc. What should I do with it besides the usual have a party stuff? I'm 19, btw.

 

[iamme]

hire a hooker and dance around in your undies and sunglasses.

 

[tfinch2]

See if you can sell it before they get back, and flee with the $$

EDIT: I woke up this morning and said to myself, "Travis, today is the day you become a LIFER!"

 

[essasin]

Originally posted by: Azndude51
My dad and his family (my step family) are going to be out of the country for three weeks. He's giving me the keys to his house so I can keep an eye on it, mow the lawn, etc. What should I do with it besides the usual have a party stuff? I'm 19, btw.

nothing big cuz you're gonna have to clean it afterwards

 

[loup garou]

Slide around in your socks while wearing only tighty whities, a half-buttoned dress shirt and Ray Bans.

 

[Strk]

You could always do that handful of things he asked you to do.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: iamme
hire a hooker and dance around in your undies and sunglasses.

DAMN YOU

 

[dartworth]

keep an eye on it, mow the lawn, masterbate freely...

 

[swtethan]

have you never seen any teen movies where the parents are away? lol ends badly

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: iamme
hire a hooker and dance around in your undies and sunglasses.

DAMN YOU

hehehehehehehe :evil:


though, it's troubling that the first thing that popped into our heads was Tom Cruise in his tighty whiteys

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: dartworth
keep an eye on it, mow the lawn, masterbate freely...

and this is diffrent from what he usually does?

 

[LookingGlass]

Pick up the newspaper, if they haven't had it canceled for the time away. Take in the mail, if need be. Keep one or two lights on, make it look lived in, not totally dark the whole time they are gone.

 

[j00fek]

kegs FTW

 

[aircooled]

medicine cabinet

liquor cabinet

 

[Baked]

Rent it out for porn shoots.

 

[Bartino]

so what time should we be there?

 

[buzzsaw13]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
See if you can sell it before they get back, and flee with the $$

EDIT: I woke up this morning and said to myself, "Travis, today is the day you become a LIFER!"

Better yet, sell the house and throw a million dollar crack party!

BTW: congrats on lifer

 

[Kelvrick]

So then you're not included in his family?

Is he a step-dad?

Do you have any hot step-sisters? Pics?

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
See if you can sell it before they get back, and flee with the $$

EDIT: I woke up this morning and said to myself, "Travis, today is the day you become a LIFER!"

congrats

 

[LtPage1]

Give me the address?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
So then you're not included in his family?

Is he a step-dad?

Do you have any hot step-sisters? Pics?

Dating a step sister is perfectly fine!

 

[Azndude51]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
See if you can sell it before they get back, and flee with the $$

EDIT: I woke up this morning and said to myself, "Travis, today is the day you become a LIFER!"

Congrats

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: dartworth
keep an eye on it, mow the lawn, masterbate freely...

and this is diffrent from what he usually does?

Yes it is different, I usually keep an eye on it, mow the lawn, masturbate furiously...

Originally posted by: Baked
Rent it out for porn shoots.

That's a good one, it would be so awesome if I could actually do that. It would be entertaining to watch them producing the videos and I would make money at the same time.

Originally posted by: Kelvrick
So then you're not included in his family?

Is he a step-dad?

Do you have any hot step-sisters? Pics?

It's my dad and step-mom, step siblings. I'm living with my mom for the summer. You wouldn't want to see pics of my step-siblings unless you were Michael Jackson If that's the case, PM me