So, my brother puts a studded *** ring on this guys beer bottle...

brigden

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While out drinking last night I bought a studded cock ring out of one of those vending machines in the men's room. It was a joke; I was going to put it around the neck of my friend's beer.

Anyway, this guy walks buy, let's just say he was extremely flamboyant (not that there's anything wrong with that). My brother walks over to where he was standing, and while he was in convo with someone, my bro put the cock ring around the guy's beer bottle. We couldn't believe he had the balls to do it, and we all started laughing hard.

Five minutes later one of the flamboyant guy's friends came over looking for a fight. We told him to piss off, and he did. They were pretty worked up about it. Still, it was worth the laugh.
 

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While out drinking last night I bought a studded cock ring out of one of those vending machines in the men's room. It was a joke; I was going to put it around the neck of my friend's beer.

Where are you going that you can buy cockrings in vending machines? :confused:
 

Eli

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LOL!

They sell c0ck rings in men's room in bars? :Q

Sounds.... flamboyant. :p
 

brigden

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It was a regular bar, full of other students. Not a gay bar, or anything. They have a machine with "sexual novelties." It's been there for years.

Some people are too uptight. We thought it was a good joke.
 

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
While out drinking last night I bought a studded cock ring out of one of those vending machines in the men's room. It was a joke; I was going to put it around the neck of my friend's beer.

Where are you going that you can buy cockrings in vending machines? :confused:
I really don't want to know. Do you?

 

Eli

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
How many of you actually know what a cockring is?

I'm not explaining. Google it.

- M4H

I'm pretty sure I do, wouldn't catch me within 10 feet of one though. :disgust:
 

Kyle

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Originally posted by: Cyberian
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
While out drinking last night I bought a studded cock ring out of one of those vending machines in the men's room. It was a joke; I was going to put it around the neck of my friend's beer.

Where are you going that you can buy cockrings in vending machines? :confused:
I really don't want to know. Do you?

I've seen them in gas station bathrooms, they are not that un-common
 

Looney

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Originally posted by: brigden
It was a regular bar, full of other students. Not a gay bar, or anything. They have a machine with "sexual novelties." It's been there for years.

Some people are too uptight. We thought it was a good joke.

Good joke at somebody elses expense... too bad you didn't get your head smashed in.
 

brigden

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Oh, I guess I'll describe it for those who can't visualize it.

It's a rubber ring, studded, for her pleasure.
 

brigden

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Originally posted by: TheUnhappyCamper
Yeah! Another gay flamed for being a flamer... Man, I hate gays.

I assure you, we're all quite heterosexual.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
While out drinking last night I bought a studded cock ring out of one of those vending machines in the men's room. It was a joke; I was going to put it around the neck of my friend's beer.

Where are you going that you can buy cockrings in vending machines? :confused:

ROFL! I was thinking "and exactly where TF were you hanging out at?" Very close to what you were thinking. :D
 

yobarman

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Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
How many people think this example of assh0le behavior is really cool?

Lighten up.

for real...

have you ever been to bar ? this is just good times messing with people. if you dont like dont go