So lets say you're Santa......

[techs]

You're Santa Claus and it's December 23 the night before the big one.

What are you doing tonight?

 

[theflyingpig]

Sharpening my knives in preparation for the slaughter.

 

[techs]

Sharpening my knives in preparation for the slaughter.

Everyone knows this.




Couldn't help myself.

 

[guyver01]

bang the misses
bang the elfs
bang the reindeer

Everyone knows this.

 

[Kirby]

bang the misses
bang the elfs
bang the reindeer

Everyone knows this.

Rudolph is going to have more than a red nose. :awe:

 

[shortylickens]

ATOT does not disappoint.
Suggestion 1: Murder
Suggestion 2: Rape

By order of logic the number 3 suggestion must be: Sell insurance.

 

[Colt45]

I'd be on the internet.

 

[Sea Moose]

Fapping over elf porn?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

crossing out all the black kids from his list.

 

[Homerboy]

crossing out all the black kids from his list.

The naughty or nice list?

 

[sourceninja]

ATOT does not disappoint.
Suggestion 1: Murder
Suggestion 2: Rape

By order of logic the number 3 suggestion must be: Sell insurance.

How do you know the sex isn't consensual?

 

[IronWing]

Laying flat on top of the sleigh, scope frozen to his eyebrow waiting to pop a polar bear fleeing the thinning ice. Mama wants a polar bear rug for Christmas.

 

[Ausm]

About 20 hours on a stairmaster so I could fit down the chimneys

 

[amdhunter]

Post on ATOT about my upcoming adventure.

 

[MotF Bane]

ATOT delivers.

 

[oddyager]

Adding another notch to the wall with Mrs. Claus.

 

[Crono]

Post on ATOT about my upcoming adventure.

This.

 

[BoomerD]

Lie on ATOT about my upcoming adventure.

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[roguerower]

Blow off a strippers ass

 

[Rubycon]

Charging capacitors. That sled needs a yottajoule. What do you think HAARP is really for? Even Sarah Palin knows this.

 

[Platypus]

binge/purge/binge/purge/binge/purge

 

[DaTT]

crossing out all the black kids from his list.

I fucking lol'd

 

[Crono]

Charging flux capacitors. That sled needs a yottajoule. What do you think HAARP is really for? Even Sarah Palin knows this.

Fixed.

And you know too much about HAARP and Santa's ride...

:ninja:

 

[Hyperlite]

Charging capacitors. That sled needs a yottajoule. What do you think HAARP is really for? Even Sarah Palin knows this.

Santa is the real cause of global warming.

Everyone knows this

 

[Rubycon]

Fixed.

And you know too much about HAARP and Santa's ride...

:ninja:

I enjoy blowing the HAARP for his blues band. :hmm:

What do you REALLY think causes the Northern Lights? I mean really. They'll be so bright tomorrow everyone will be able to see Russia from their kitchen.