So I've been helping this person in my math class...

[Random Variable]

Today she asked me if there was anything she could do in return to show her appreciation. Of course being the dweeb that I am I said that there wasn't anything. What should I have said?

I'm fully aware that this thread is just about worthless without pics.

 

[Jhill]

DUMBASS!!!

You should of asked her for help in Science.

 

[jpeyton]

Asked her for help with Human Anatomy.

 

[BigJ]

Close her eyes and hold out her hand.

 

[totalcommand]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Today she asked me if there was anything she could do in return to show her appreciation. Of course being the dweeb that I am I said that there wasn't anything. What should I have said?

I'm fully aware that this thread is just about worthless without pics.

Hey well at least you noticed you were a dweeb. You're 50% of the way there.

 

[Aharami]

is she good looking?

 

[Mr Incognito]

Yah, what are your intentions? More anatomy or pyschology related?

 

[maddogchen]

missed out on free food, you did

 

[Cooler]

Should have ask if you could buy her dinner!

 

[NeoAaronX]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Today she asked me if there was anything she could do in return to show her appreciation. Of course being the dweeb that I am I said that there wasn't anything. What should I have said?

I'm fully aware that this thread is just about worthless without pics.

"Have dinner with me?" If she is hot,....


"$20 bucks." If she is not,.....


Or just stick to being the nice guy,......

 

[amicold]

Ask her for fellatio.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Just tell her to open your :gift:

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: maddogchen
missed out on free food, you did

I should have asked her to bake me some cookies.

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Just tell her to open your :gift:

Alternatively, you could ask her to open her :gift:

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Just tell her to open your :gift:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

NSFW

 

[Mucho]

dweeb

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Today she asked me if there was anything she could do in return to show her appreciation. Of course being the dweeb that I am I said that there wasn't anything. What should I have said?

I'm fully aware that this thread is just about worthless without pics.

"Have dinner with me?" If she is hot,....


"$20 bucks." If she is not,.....


Or just stick to being the nice guy,......

this is the correct answer :laugh:

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: Mucho
dweeb

obviously

 

[Jeff7]

Ah, missing chances.....


A girl once asked me if I was going to study for an upcoming physics test.
I, being prone to taking things very literally, responded, in a way to try to sound modest, that I don't generally study for physics tests because I find the material to be quite intuitive.

I don't remember if it was late that night or sometime the next day when it occurred to me, "Maybe she wanted to study with me."

Oh yeah, I'm swift with social cues. Glacially swift.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: maddogchen
missed out on free food, you did

LOL!! Fvcking nerd...

Originally posted by: Cooler
Should have ask if you could buy her dinner!

:laugh: You're dumber than the other nerd.....

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Of course being the dweeb that I am I said that there wasn't anything. What should I have said?

"Yo b*tch, how bout' you toss my salad?"

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Ah, missing chances.....


A girl once asked me if I was going to study for an upcoming physics test.
I, being prone to taking things very literally, responded, in a way to try to sound modest, that I don't generally study for physics tests because I find the material to be quite intuitive.

I don't remember if it was late that night or sometime the next day when it occurred to me, "Maybe she wanted to study with me."

Oh yeah, I'm swift with social cues. Glacially swift.

:laugh:

 

[bleeb]

This is too easy so we'll all let this one go... for now.

 

[ttown]

Hottie: "Would you like to come up for coffee?"
RandomV: "No thanks, coffee keeps me up at night."

 

[Cabages]

Originally posted by: ttown

Hottie: "Would you like to come up for coffee?"
RandomV: "No thanks, coffee keeps me up at night."

I think thats an exact quote from a Seinfield.

 

[KayKay]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

"Yo b*tch, how bout' you toss my salad?"

smooth