- Dec 14, 2000
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I was on my way home from getting some bagels for my ex-wife (so i was driving her 100 year old escort) from the store and it started snowing. Man the storm was bad! You couldn't see 100 feet in front of the car!
Anyway i was listening to the local radio station and it said there was something happening at the nuclear power plant near where i live. Then he yelled something and it went off the air. Whatever man it was a shitty country station. So i popped in the CD of Alvin in the chipmunks my son has. it's pretty good actually.
Anyway pulling into the driveway i seen something getting my kids! WTF!
I freaked out and floored the little escort! i got it up to 45MPH! and hit the fucker!
I then got out and grabbed my matchet i keep in the back seat! and hit it hard as i could in the head!
I split it's head in half! and it kept after us! i managed to get the kids inside just as the Army pulled up with a flame thrower and saved us!
ITS A OUTBREAK OF ZOMBIE SNOWMEN! RUN....alk;lkjkj its...inside..a.d.f.f..f..ff
Anyway i was listening to the local radio station and it said there was something happening at the nuclear power plant near where i live. Then he yelled something and it went off the air. Whatever man it was a shitty country station. So i popped in the CD of Alvin in the chipmunks my son has. it's pretty good actually.
Anyway pulling into the driveway i seen something getting my kids! WTF!
I freaked out and floored the little escort! i got it up to 45MPH! and hit the fucker!
I then got out and grabbed my matchet i keep in the back seat! and hit it hard as i could in the head!
I split it's head in half! and it kept after us! i managed to get the kids inside just as the Army pulled up with a flame thrower and saved us!
ITS A OUTBREAK OF ZOMBIE SNOWMEN! RUN....alk;lkjkj its...inside..a.d.f.f..f..ff
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