So, its 2:30 in the morning, i got a 42" sword, and im very bored

Schadenfroh

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after using the sword to practice with, i need some creative ideas on what i can do with my new investment, specifically what i can do at such a time in night. i have already wondered the streets in late hour with my claymore at my side, got some strange looks but what the hell. what else is there to do with a sword, besides walk around with it and chopping things? im not making any sense, i need to go to sleep.
 

BaboonGuy

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not much besides swinging it around in your house. just dont go highlander on anyone
 

dc

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if you got it from the home shopping network or some swap meet, go chop down some trees until it snaps and you stab yourself.
 

Trygve

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42" is pretty small for a claymore. But, then, the last time I was running around the streets at night with a claymore, it was one that was over five feet long, which was really too long for my tastes.
 

AFB

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Originally posted by: obifunkenobi
walk into stores with it (711, ampm, fast food) and see what they do

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

You will end up dead with a bullet in your head.
 

Schadenfroh

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i walked around the mall a few hours ago before it closed, with it in its sheeth (conceeled the best i coud), i was hoping one of those little asswipes would try to pull a knife on me and mug me

and i sorta damadged my ceiling fan when i was swinging it around :(
 

Schadenfroh

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Originally posted by: Yossarian
I'm sure you walked around the mall with a concealed 42" sword.

well, it was haning out quite a bit along the ground, so yeh, it was not conceeled very well, never said i went inside for very long
 

rpc64

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Dude, seriously. You're going to get arrested or shot if you don't be careful. Geez man.
 

Do you even know how to use it? Why the hell buy the sword in the first place?
 

BadNewsBears

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Bang on a neigboors door and have it out.







BTW I would shoot your geeky as. dead before you could blink.