Just for the record, Cat Vs (Category Five) racers are the n00berts of the bike racing world. They are often mocked by more experienced racers for being spastic and crashing quite a bit (because they are, in fact, spastic and crash-prone

). I am a Cat 3 and working on becoming a Cat 2 by the end of the year. To move up the ranks requires that you place top-6 in races and accumulate points to petition for an upgrade
according to this formula. It gets exponentially harder as you move up as the racers you're competing against have gone through the same ranks as you.
In other words, Winston has called me out and Fausto's gonna have to choke a bitch.
