So I'm watching a soap opera

[John Connor]

And I was repeating lines from the actors adding profanity. LMAO! Like; "I need a little help right now." I NEED A LITTLE HELP RIGHT NOW I'M KNEE DEEP IN SHIT! Or "Take these cuffs off." TAKE THIS FUCKING CUFFS OFF YOU %^&^$!

LOL I should do a NSFW version of soap opera lines for YouJerk.

...Well I thought it was funny.

 

[gorcorps]

what kind of soup?

 

[TheGardener]

I think they are called soap operas. Not soup.

You can watch something else, return in 6 months and find out that very little has changed on the show. Well maybe Beth will be sleeping with Stephon, and Jamie, who will divorce Alexander, will have picked up Beth's old beau Link. And Suezi will discover that she is gay, and will hook up with Lillianna. But Lillianna will be cheating all the while on Suezi with multiple partners. Yosemite serving 2 years (for doing the director's wife) will be released from prison on parole. But then will get arrested for violating parole with the possession of a toy gun. So he'll back in the same slammer, awaiting a trial (cause he can't keep his hands off the director's now ex-wife).

Everything else will be the same. You could even return in 2 years, and pretty much pick up where you leave off. I wonder what kind of soup they advertize?

 

[John Connor]

what kind of soup?

Chunky alphabet spellingsuxx.

 

[purbeast0]

why don't you go back in time and save yourself before you make this post.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

why don't you go back in time and save yourself before you make this post.

It wasn't him; it was his evil twin, framing him for the attempted murder of their step-father who came out of his coma just in time to shockingly reveal that he was actually the reanimated corpse of Victor Hugo.

 

[John Connor]

why don't you go back in time and save yourself before you make this post.

I'm practicing to be a stand up comedian for YouTube. I mean if a damn woman can take a bath in cereal and milk, get a date with the President and make all that money surely I can. The NSFW soap opera lines. LOL

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

-G. Marx

 

[dank69]

Somebody break this guy's fingers for the love of all that is holy.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Gotta do something with the vocal chords too as there's voice to text crapola

 

[Ichinisan]

It wasn't him; it was his evil twin, framing him for the attempted murder of their step-father who came out of his coma just in time to shockingly reveal that he was actually the reanimated corpse of Victor Hugo.

Where does amnesia fit in? You can't have good/bad twins without involving amnesia.

 

[MongGrel]

Best One Ever.

Soap - 114

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epmuzMbBNvI&list=PLxnJpxCzmV9irpr6MgMEDTAnfsEnnabcS

And many things after copied it all.

*edit* damned you Sony, for blocking most of those.

 

[Ichinisan]

Best One Ever.

Soap - 114



http://i.imgur.com/maDrKdA.jpg

And many things after copied it all.

*edit* damned you Sony, for blocking most of those.

Where did you buy your cock sauce? I can't find the Huy Fong Foods version around here. Checked Kroger and Publix. I don't really expect Walmart or Target to have it if Kroger+Publix did not.

 

[Regs]

Don't stop posting. Don't listen to the haters. Let me listen to the haters hate on you to make me laugh.

Thank you.

 

[MongGrel]

Where did you buy your cock sauce? I can't find the Huy Fong Foods version around here. Checked Kroger and Publix. I don't really expect Walmart or Target to have it if Kroger+Publix did not.

Damn I really fudge that one up.

Curse you website.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epmuzMbBNvI&list=PLxnJpxCzmV9irpr6MgMEDTAnfsEnnabcS

 

[clamum]

LOL!