So I'm tutoring this girl in Calculus....

Arcadio

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and after the tutoring session I realized I'd forgotten the incredible beauty of Calculus. Seriously. Calculus is such a wonderful area of mathematics. I got A's in Calculus back in college, but I never thought much about it. I guess when you get older you appreciate things from a different point of view. You guys should pick up your old Calculus text books and do some problems. You'll know what I mean.
 

rocadelpunk

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I keep my old texts, but it's so tough to go back to them even though I want to.

Once there's no homework/grades/incentive involved it's too much of a fight...-
 

shiner

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If you're tutoring a girl and all you can think of is the "beauty of calculus" the girl must be one fugly creature.
 

SlickSnake

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and after the tutoring session I realized I'd forgotten the incredible beauty of Calculus. Seriously. Calculus is such a wonderful area of mathematics. I got A's in Calculus back in college, but I never thought much about it. I guess when you get older you appreciate things from a different point of view. You guys should pick up your old Calculus text books and do some problems. You'll know what I mean.


You need to touch yourself a lot more. Starting now.

Pick up your old Playgirl's and open some centerfolds. You'll know what I mean.
 

airdata

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I thought this was going somewhere else.

I had a mentor who was great at math. He'd offer his tutoring services to the ladies as a means of getting them to bed. That's probably the only place calculus is applicable in life.
 

Farmer

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Try some analysis after that calculus.

If you find beauty in that you should be a math professor.
 

dmw16

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and after the tutoring session I realized I'd forgotten the incredible beauty of Calculus. Seriously. Calculus is such a wonderful area of mathematics. I got A's in Calculus back in college, but I never thought much about it. I guess when you get older you appreciate things from a different point of view. You guys should pick up your old Calculus text books and do some problems. You'll know what I mean.

I like where this is going...

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MotF Bane

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i have a integral problem for you and your student.

∫f(36 DD cup)dt

If any male can focus on mathematics with a 36DD next to them... well, I'm not sure male would be the appropriate term anymore. Maybe not even alive.