So, I'm sitting on the john...

[brigden]

...reading, minding my own business, when this spider, about the size of a quarter, walks in under the door. It stops, probably sees me, and hightails it out of there. It moving. Covered the length of the hallway, 15ft, in seconds.

I had to laugh to myself.

 

[notfred]

You can see the entire length of the hallway from on the john? Do you crap with the door open? If you do, how'd the spider crawl under the door?

 

[So]

:shocked:

I tell you, syringer's spider army of the night is going to strike at any moment and overwhelm us all!

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: notfred
You can see the entire length of the hallway from on the john? Do you crap with the door open? If you do, how'd the spider crawl under the door?

I opened the door to watch him run.

 

[RossMAN]

Spider!

oh damn false alarm.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: notfred
You can see the entire length of the hallway from on the john? Do you crap with the door open? If you do, how'd the spider crawl under the door?

I opened the door to watch him run.

Freak.

 

[dbk]

You have a natural spider repellent in your body. Congrats!

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: bykim5
You have a natural spider repellent in your body. Congrats!

It's called, "mudbutt."

 

[So]

Originally posted by: bykim5
You have a natural spider repellent in your body. Congrats!

Then he's our only hope. He and syringer must get in a fight to the death atop a cylindrical skyscraper during a thunderstorm.

 

[freakflag]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: notfred
You can see the entire length of the hallway from on the john? Do you crap with the door open? If you do, how'd the spider crawl under the door?

I opened the door to watch him run.

Did you stand up to do it?

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

great, spiders and syringer. Now where is aircooled's cat?

 

[bobbybe01]

Arachnophobia has been on tv today.

 

[Kalvin00]

Ummm...ok

 

[ThePresence]

Lighter + hairspray

 

[anxi80]

So, I'm sitting on the john...

"here i sit lonely hearted..."

bah, you can google the rest!