So I'm rolling a lint roller across my desk at work

HumblePie

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I have one of thos sticky lint rollers that you peel off in layers on my desk.. just had to use it. Unconsciously, I was using my left hand to roll it around my desk while using my right hand for my mouse. I look over at it and notice a few mucus particles. AKA Boogers.

Strangely though, while I do pick my nose, I do it in the bathroom. So I now know someone else has either been sitting at my desk or has damn good aim to fling them across the room to have them land on my desk.


All I got to say is since I'm the last to leave today, everyone is getting a present on their desk for tomorrow morning.
 

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Why do I have a feeling his next thread, posted tomorrow, will be:

"DAMN IT, I GOT FIRED!"
 

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Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
they might just be falling out of your nose, it happens...



I guess... but then what else could be falling out in other places? *checks shorts* All clean there!
 

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Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
they might just be falling out of your nose, it happens...

Very true........ so go to the bathroom and pick harder next time....... you might not be getting all the reminants out!
 

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Originally posted by: KingPhil
Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
they might just be falling out of your nose, it happens...

Very true........ so go to the bathroom and pick harder next time....... you might not be getting all the reminants out!



Did that once... made my nose bleed. Had to try and say I hit it on the door like an idiot instead of people thinking I was snorting coke when truth be told.. I just scraped a little to hard. So now I am very careful about it in the bathroom.