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SO, I'm reading next months Playboy...

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Lifer
And there's a story about a man cleaning out his mother's house in preparation to sell it, shortly after she pass' away.

Coming across a cardboard box in the attic, he goes through the contents only to find 3 totally NUDE shots of his mother taken sometime back in the early 60's. And even though he describes his MOM as having a knock down DEAD gorgeous body, wrapped around the photos is a rejection slip from Playboy.

He decides to keep the photos but NEVER show them to another human being.

(I don't even want to THINK about what he plans on DOING with said photos...)
 
These days, going through your parents' things you could easily find amateur pr0n. PSA: do not play those unlabeled tapes and DVD-Rs!
 
actually there is some good articles in the playboy mag and i am not gay also this is coming from a 15 year old
 
Originally posted by: her209
Tell my mom to invite her Playboy playmates over for a sex toy party.
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Yep.. as soon as someone said "dude, your Mom is in playboy," I'd simply remark "you missed my teen years... you wouldn't believe what happened to me when my Mom was having a sex toy party with some of the other playmates... Of course, as a Gentleman, I can't reveal the details to you.. "
 
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