So I'm no longer satisfied with my height. . . .

[episodic]

My son and I were standing outside - and it finally dawned on him. He is maybe a centimeter taller than me now. I refused to admit it - however, it was quite obvious especially when both of us where barefoot.

Quick, someone link me to an elevator shoe company

Data

Dad 6 foot even
Son 6 foot and maybe 1/4 of an inch more. (15 years old)



sigh

 

[IronWing]

No more milk for son.
Make him carry heavy stuff.

 

[Lash444]

You need to grow up.

 

[KnickNut3]

I know not of this centimeter of which you speak. Is that a made up approximated unit, like a "smidge"?

Please report back when you can measure in real units.

Thank you.

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I know not of this centimeter of which you speak. Is that a made up approximated unit, like a "smidge"?

Please report back when you can measure in real units.

Thank you.

Gosh read the 1st post - I even did it in imperial.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I know not of this centimeter of which you speak. Is that a made up approximated unit, like a "smidge"?

Please report back when you can measure in real units.

Thank you.

Metric > * > Imperial.

 

[ohtwell]

I always wish I was taller. I am only 5'5". My husband and most of my friends are taller.

My kitty is shorter than me, though!


: ) Amanda

 

[ch33kym0use]

oh its the kitteh, I runs

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I always wish I was taller. I am only 5'5". My husband and most of my friends are taller.

My kitty is shorter than me, though!


: ) Amanda

My girlfriend is 5'5", and she's perfect. Be happy!

Though, I'm only 5'10...

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I know not of this centimeter of which you speak. Is that a made up approximated unit, like a "smidge"?

Please report back when you can measure in real units.

Thank you.

How's that liberal arts degree going?

 

[imported_Imp]

Oh, I think we can do better than platform shoes.

From 6' to 4'...

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Lash444
You need to grow up.

Literally!

 

[MovingTarget]

I say you should blame gravity for that one. It just won't leave you alone after all these years...

 

[Syringer]

Cut off his head.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: KnickNut3
I know not of this centimeter of which you speak. Is that a made up approximated unit, like a "smidge"?

Please report back when you can measure in real units.

Thank you.

this is why America is stuck with a ridiculous outdated measurement system

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Eli

My girlfriend is 5'5", and she's perfect. Be happy!

Though, I'm only 5'10...

Thank you, Eli! Sweet, as always!!


: ) Amanda

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I always wish I was taller. I am only 5'5". My husband and most of my friends are taller.

My kitty is shorter than me, though!


: ) Amanda

Pics of your pu...kitty?

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I always wish I was taller. I am only 5'5". My husband and most of my friends are taller.

My kitty is shorter than me, though!


: ) Amanda

:camera:'s of your kitty, not the four legged one either.

 

[darkxshade]

whip it out

"at least my dick is still longer"

 

[RedArmy]

Heh, my dad does the same thing. He won't admit that I'm taller than him despite being so for years.

 

[sactoking]

The only cure for this travesty is for you to get a negroplasty, stat!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: rasczak

:camera:'s of your kitty, not the four legged one either.

:camera: <----- Just for you!


: ) Amanda

 

[IEC]

Tell him you were 6'4", but dealing with his being a pain in the ass wore you down 4 inches.

 

[h8red]

just have him start smoking

 

[lifeobry]

Are you this guy OP?