So I'm just sitting here chillin on the phone/using the comp and bam! theres a dead mouse on the floor. WTF

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TheGizmo

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Yea, so I was just chillin like usual, talkin to a friend on the phone, browsing the web and boomshockalocka, theres a dead mouse on the floor in my view. I was all WTF man. It was along the the baseboard heater on the wall but the heater isn't on, nor was it stuck in anything. How did it get there and how did it die? WTF mate. Blasted mice. I've never seen a mouse in here before.

edit: couldn't have been there long, as I know they create a stank pretty quickly, but there was no stank
 
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Originally posted by: So
Any pets?
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naw no pets, nobody in my house is used to any animals so I scooped it up on a piece of newspaper and chased everyone in the house around with it for 10 minutes before I tossed it. At least it was good for something
 
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I was sitting in my cube a couple of months ago and looked down to see a dead mouse. Well, more like a dead mouse pizza.

Apparently my breakfast muffin crumbs had been attracting it, and it got ground up in the wheel of my chair. It was gnarly. They called me the mouse murderer for a couple of weeks, but it blew over.
 
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Originally posted by: TheGizmo
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: JohnAn2112
Did it pop out of your air conditioner?

;)
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So fails by not making this the first reply
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popped out of the heater actually heh
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Maybe some Jawas drove by in their Badonadonk and tossed it through your window?
 
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Originally posted by: m1ldslide1
I was sitting in my cube a couple of months ago and looked down to see a dead mouse. Well, more like a dead mouse pizza.

Apparently my breakfast muffin crumbs had been attracting it, and it got ground up in the wheel of my chair. It was gnarly. They called me the mouse murderer for a couple of weeks, but it blew over.
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You MOUSE MURDERER! :|
 
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its happend to me. one night my wife and i were getting ready for bed and were in the kitchen turning the lights off. I was about 2 steps in front of her headed to the bedroom and she turned around for something and screamed. im like WTFBBQ!!! i turn and look and just were we walked from there was a dead mouse right in the middle of the kitchen. it wasnt but maybe 30 second when we went through there.
 
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Originally posted by: Citrix
its happend to me. one night my wife and i were getting ready for bed and were in the kitchen turning the lights off. I was about 2 steps in front of her headed to the bedroom and she turned around for something and screamed. im like WTFBBQ!!! i turn and look and just were we walked from there was a dead mouse right in the middle of the kitchen. it wasnt but maybe 30 second when we went through there.
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yea thtas wack i wonder how they died?

Originally posted by: bababooey
Wash your feet maybe ???
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LOL
 
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I got home from work one day and parked at the end of our long driveway to get out and get the mail as I usually do. I looked towards the house and was trying to figure what was on the garage door. Too far away to really tell.

As I drove up closer it looked like maybe someone had tucked a note or something in between the sections on the door. A little closer and I realized it was a mouse!

He had gotten half way out evidently as the door closed that morning. The lower half was squished kinda corrugated in between the sections but the front of him was lookin' just like a regular mouse.

Nasty way to go.
 
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Originally posted by: boomerang
I got home from work one day and parked at the end of our long driveway to get out and get the mail as I usually do. I looked towards the house and was trying to figure what was on the garage door. Too far away to really tell.

As I drove up closer it looked like maybe someone had tucked a note or something in between the sections on the door. A little closer and I realized it was a mouse!

He had gotten half way out evidently as the door closed that morning. The lower half was squished kinda corrugated in between the sections but the front of him was lookin' just like a regular mouse.

Nasty way to go.
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when I worked at a grocery store, i was unloading a delivery truck with one of those electric hand pallet jacks...as i was rounding a corner with a pallet full of groceries bam a mouse tried to run across and got caught in the jacks wheel...bits of exploded mouse and ground mouse and flat mouse and mouse parts mouse innards all over

i got a few of the poor underlings at the store to clean up the jack and mess before it stank up the warehouse...poor guys
 
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Originally posted by: TheGizmo
Yea, so I was just chillin like usual, talkin to a friend on the phone, browsing the web and boomshockalocka, theres a dead mouse on the floor in my view. I was all WTF man. It was along the the baseboard heater on the wall but the heater isn't on, nor was it stuck in anything. How did it get there and how did it die? WTF mate. Blasted mice. I've never seen a mouse in here before.

edit: couldn't have been there long, as I know they create a stank pretty quickly, but there was no stank
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did you leave your boxers on the floor last night? :D
 
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