So I'm in a stall at the YMCA yesterday

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And this guy (gay?) tries to open the door. I'm sure he could see my feet since there's like a one foot gap at the bottom. I'm all like WTF....but I finish and stand up to leave, but I'm pretty tall and couldn't help but take a glance to see what kind of guy goes trying to open shut stall doors. It turned out to be this guy who's always striking up conversations with me about his wife and working on cars and "manly" stuff like that like he's trying to prove something. He's also prone to use the word "snazzy" when describing other guy's workout clothes too form time to time. :confused:

Now things are kind of awkward and I don't think I want to be jogging on the treadmill infront of his anymore.
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
And this guy (gay?) tries to open the door. I'm sure he could see my feet since there's like a one foot gap at the bottom. I'm all like WTF....but I finish and stand up to leave, but I'm pretty tall and couldn't help but take a glance to see what kind of guy goes trying to open shut stall doors. It turned out to be this guy who's always striking up conversations with me about his wife and working on cars and "manly" stuff like that like he's trying to prove something. He's also prone to use the word "snazzy" when describing other guy's workout clothes too form time to time. :confused:

Now things are kind of awkward and I don't think I want to be jogging on the treadmill infront of his anymore.

Maybe this is one of the guys that you normally give hummers to in the sauna?
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
And this guy (gay?) tries to open the door. I'm sure he could see my feet since there's like a one foot gap at the bottom. I'm all like WTF....but I finish and stand up to leave, but I'm pretty tall and couldn't help but take a glance to see what kind of guy goes trying to open shut stall doors. It turned out to be this guy who's always striking up conversations with me about his wife and working on cars and "manly" stuff like that like he's trying to prove something. He's also prone to use the word "snazzy" when describing other guy's workout clothes too form time to time. :confused:

Now things are kind of awkward and I don't think I want to be jogging on the treadmill infront of his anymore.

Maybe this is one of the guys that you normally give hummers to in the sauna?

WHAT?!?!? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!
 

xospec1alk

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this must be the first parody in 2 weeks. wtf? we were doing pretty well without the parodies man...
 

DealMonkey

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
And this guy (gay?) tries to open the door. I'm sure he could see my feet since there's like a one foot gap at the bottom. I'm all like WTF....but I finish and stand up to leave, but I'm pretty tall and couldn't help but take a glance to see what kind of guy goes trying to open shut stall doors. It turned out to be this guy who's always striking up conversations with me about his wife and working on cars and "manly" stuff like that like he's trying to prove something. He's also prone to use the word "snazzy" when describing other guy's workout clothes too form time to time. :confused:

Now things are kind of awkward and I don't think I want to be jogging on the treadmill infront of his anymore.

So you're afraid of gay people? Why does that not surprise me?
 

Reel

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As much of a parody as this may be, I am not sure it is far off-base...