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So I'm driving home and HORSE IN THE MOTHERFUGGIN ROAD

M

Mill

Lifer
Seriously. I'm driving home (10 minutes ago), and I come around a blind curve. I was driving pretty fast... 55 in a 40. H-O-R-S-E in the motherfvcking road! I slam on the brakes and it just stares at me. This is not a rural area. It is a massively growing suburb. WTF. I almost shat my pants, it was a massive silver beast and when I slowed you could hear it clopping on pavement. Well, I called the Police and they were sending someone out to contact the owner(s). I tried to wait and use my emergency blinkers to direct traffic around him, but I think it was making the situation worse so I left. Damn near gave me a heart attack.

BTW, I absolutely cannot stand being nagged by a female or trying to understand their logic. Even worse when done in Spanish. That means not only is half the conversation yelled at you and you can't understand, but also half is in English and you do understand. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Mill
Seriously. I'm driving home (10 minutes ago), and I come around a blind curve. I was driving pretty fast... 55 in a 40. H-O-R-S-E in the motherfvcking road! I slam on the brakes and it just stares at me. This is not a rural area. It is a massively growing suburb. WTF. I almost shat my pants, it was a massive silver beast and when I slowed you could hear it clopping on pavement. Well, I called the Police and they were sending someone out to contact the owner(s). I tried to wait and use my emergency blinkers to direct traffic around him, but I think it was making the situation worse so I left. Damn near gave me a heart attack.

BTW, I absolutely cannot stand being NAGged by a female or trying to understand their logic. Even worse when done in Spanish. That means not only is half the conversation yelled at you and you can't understand, but also half is in English and you do understand. 🙂
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The horse spoke spanish? 😕

 
BTW, I absolutely cannot stand being nagged by a female or trying to understand their logic. Even worse when done in Spanish. That means not only is half the conversation yelled at you and you can't understand, but also half is in English and you do understand.
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Who can? 🙂

 
Undrunken Mill translation:
  • I went home with a horse-faced, Spanish-speaking woman.

    She yelled at me about speeding. I didn't understand her.

    I left her in the middle of the road.
 
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Undrunken Mill translation:
  • I went home with a horse-faced, Spanish-speaking woman.

    She yelled at me about speeding. I didn't understand her.

    I left her in the middle of the road.
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That's almost poetic
 
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Undrunken Mill translation:
  • I went home with a horse-faced, Spanish-speaking woman.

    She yelled at me about speeding. I didn't understand her.

    I left her in the middle of the road.
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lol teh winnar!
 
ROFLMAO @ Thread. you should've left the last bit out, Mill. LOL.

LOL @ ActuaryTm's post.

And didn't you already have enough car problems? IIRC, you had an Audi that was either crashed or was in the shop for awhile, and you had another car that had problems, etc etc...
 
about a year ago or so someone hit a horse a few miles down the road from my house. apparently it had escaped somehow.

i was on my way to work in the morning and i see this car just sitting in the road with its 4 ways on and some people standing/walking around. as i got closer i could see brown legs sticking out from one side. i thought it was a deer. when i got even closer and started to go around the car, i saw it was a horse. kinda fvcked up.
 
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Undrunken Mill translation:
  • I went home with a horse-faced, Spanish-speaking woman.

    She yelled at me about speeding. I didn't understand her.

    I left her in the middle of the road.
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LOL! 😀
 
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Undrunken Mill translation:
  • I went home with a horse-faced, Spanish-speaking woman.

    She yelled at me about speeding. I didn't understand her.

    I left her in the middle of the road.
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Sweet. Can you make this into a haiku?
 
I live near a small town, but have to drive through a rural area with a lot of horse farms on the way home. I constantly see these 2 teenage - early 20's girls riding their horses on the road! They have acres and acres of land to ride these horses on, but no, they have to walk along the side of a narrow road. Now if they were just crossing the street to get to another one of their fields, that's one thing, but noooo...they just walk on along the road for about a mile. They give me a dirty look if I don't slow down to 10 mph when passing them. One day, I think I am just going to fly by at 60 and beep the horn really loud and hope it freaks the horses out. And don't even get me started on the piles of *&@! they leave laying on the road. Ugh!
 
Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Undrunken Mill translation:
  • I went home with a horse-faced, Spanish-speaking woman.

    She yelled at me about speeding. I didn't understand her.

    I left her in the middle of the road.
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Sweet. Can you make this into a haiku?
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woman, speak english
horse's face, dislikes speeding
the road is your home
 
what? hispanic kids were playing H-O-R-S-E in the middle of the street and you called the cops on them because they were just shooting hoops?
 
That's nothing, last year while on vacation in Avebury, UK we had to come to a quick stop to avoid colliding with a tank! Yes, they had british army tanks crossing the road from side to the other.
 
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Undrunken Mill translation:
  • I went home with a horse-faced, Spanish-speaking woman.

    She yelled at me about speeding. I didn't understand her.

    I left her in the middle of the road.
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OMFG !!!

:laugh::beer:


 
Originally posted by: booger711
Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: ActuaryTm
Undrunken Mill translation:
  • I went home with a horse-faced, Spanish-speaking woman.

    She yelled at me about speeding. I didn't understand her.

    I left her in the middle of the road.
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Sweet. Can you make this into a haiku?
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woman, speak english
horse's face, dislikes speeding
the road is your home
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
ROFLMAO @ Thread. you should've left the last bit out, Mill. LOL.

LOL @ ActuaryTm's post.

And didn't you already have enough car problems? IIRC, you had an Audi that was either crashed or was in the shop for awhile, and you had another car that had problems, etc etc...
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Eh, no? All three of my cars are sitting at my house.
 
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