So if you were to get into a fight at Home Depot....

[beer]

Spawned from the thread about the 2x4 fight

I'd probably use garden machetes - a little bit more agile than a chainsaw. A nailgun unmodified would be a PITA, you'd have to haul a hose around, plus you'd have to pull the tip back to disable the safety feature. Circular saws don't fly too well.

 

[minendo]

Nail gun.

 

[FrustratedUser]

LOL

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: minendo
Nail gun.

 

[godmare]

chainsaw, lawnmower, towmotor
the usual

 

[fs5]

nailgun aka quake style!
or if they got them electrical prods?

 

[BigJ]

If you can get a key to the propane tanks, you could set up little traps throughout home depot, detonating them with a modified nail gun.

 

[booger711]

a forklift

 

[Encryptic]

Hatchet, chainsaw, nailgun.

 

[NFS4]

Belt sander to the nads

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: BigJ
If you can get a key to the propane tanks, you could set up little traps throughout home depot, detonating them with a modified nail gun.

oooooh I like this

 

[NathanBWF]

Gazeebo.

 

[Ns1]

a big stick

 

[jyates]

Propane tank and modified brush burner attachment
would make a great flame thrower

 

[Confused]

Petrol lawnmower, Braindead (aka Dead Alive) stylee :thumbsup:

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: jyates
Propane tank and modified brush burner attachment
would make a great flame thrower

You'd have to go Doom 3 on the employees to get a key to the propane tanks.

 

[neutralizer]

Grass trimmer.

 

[Fausto]

Nailgun. You could take the other guy out before he could even get the hedge trimmer started.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Nailgun like our family friend used to have, it fired nails from rimfire shells via a gunpowder charge. No need for an air compressor.

 

[Chronoshock]

Blow torch + pump filled with gasoline. Hopefully the flames wouldn't go back and blow up the tank

 

[Shockwave]

A 10' tp 15' peice of PVC pipe. Small diameter. Perfect spear. (I know, I've been "speared" with one :frown: )

 

[Ketteringo]

I'd get a couple tool belts and fill them with various hammers. I cant imagine that being hit with a couple hammers (even if you didnt throw them very hard) would feel too good.

 

[brtspears2]

Forklift to drive my ass out of Home Depot and to Lowes where it is safer.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: jyates
Propane tank and modified brush burner attachment
would make a great flame thrower

You'd have to go Doom 3 on the employees to get a key to the propane tanks.

Or listen to them talk for 20 hours like in Doom 3:

"Hello, this is the voice log of Richard Johnson, Home Depot employee #324723479824. I found a pretty kitten today. Here's a detailed description...... So then she said 'No, I didn't know you could do that. Please recite the entire phone book' and I said 'David Aaaaaalfred 555-2333'... 'Michael Zzzorx 554-3492'... By the way, the code to the propane tank is 34 times the square root of the last 4 digits of Karen Mitchell's phone number. Richard Johnson out."

 

[911paramedic]

I sure hope you're not a disgruntled Home Depot employee looking for ideas.