so if "she'll pretty much have to" for a diamond, what does this get me?

[apac]

http://dealspl.us/product/deal-of-the-day-inspired-silver

 

[Ika]

A slap to the face?

 

[JS80]

A breakup?

 

[KeithTalent]

Hmm, probably something like this:

KT

 

[BoomerD]

A swift kick in the nuts.

 

[Jeff7]

Screw that, I just need a powerful tractor beam, and I'll bring back a diamond bigger than the Moon.



(Assuming the given diameter of 4000km, and a density for diamond of 3515kg/m³, that'd be a mass of 1.177888e+023 kg.
Mass of Earth........5.9736×10^24 KG
Mass of Moon........7.3477×10^22 KG

That'd be a fun little crystal to toss into our gravity well.

 

[bas1c]

I really dry blow job. Like sandpaper.

 

[LTC8K6]

It's the thought that counts...and that wouldn't count up to much...

 

[pray4mojo]

eternal love is pretty cheap these days

 

[Locut0s]

Screw that, I just need a powerful tractor beam, and I'll bring back a diamond bigger than the Moon.



(Assuming the given diameter of 4000km, and a density for diamond of 3515kg/m³, that'd be a mass of 1.177888e+023 kg.
Mass of Earth........5.9736×10^24 KG
Mass of Moon........7.3477×10^22 KG

That'd be a fun little crystal to toss into our gravity well.

Sorry but you are a little off. That's a white dwarf which will be much denser than diamond. In fact looking up the start on wiki shows that it is 1.1 Solar masses putting that thing at:

2.19*10^30 kg

 

[techs]

Hmm, probably something like this:

KT

lol

 

[shortylickens]

I think for a thousand dollar diamond ring I should get a 4-way with her hot friends and ATM with each of them.

 

[fleabag]

I think for a thousand dollar diamond ring I should get a 4-way with her hot friends and ATM with each of them.

Be sure to notify atot when you're ready to make a withdrawal. :awe:

 

[Jeff7]

Sorry but you are a little off. That's a white dwarf which will be much denser than diamond. In fact looking up the start on wiki shows that it is 1.1 Solar masses putting that thing at:

2.19*10^30 kg

Yeah, I didn't have much to go on, but the article does say it's a burned-out star, and has crystallized into diamond. I also assumed that diamond would have the same atomic structure, and thus the same density, regardless of how it formed.


In any case, if it is more massive than Earth, which is apparently so, then I think you'd end up with a large spherical diamond, with Earth's shattered remains orbiting it as, what else? - a ring.

 

[3chordcharlie]

Sorry but you are a little off. That's a white dwarf which will be much denser than diamond. In fact looking up the start on wiki shows that it is 1.1 Solar masses putting that thing at:

2.19*10^30 kg

That's about how much diamond De Beers is currently hiding in lockers at the bottom of the ocean, to stop real diamonds being as cheap as the ring in the OP.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

That's about how much diamond De Beers is currently hiding in lockers at the bottom of the ocean, to stop real diamonds being as cheap as the ring in the OP.

But diamonds are rare!!!!!

 

[rasczak]

a bobbitt cut?

 

[Fenixgoon]

Screw that, I just need a powerful tractor beam, and I'll bring back a diamond bigger than the Moon.



(Assuming the given diameter of 4000km, and a density for diamond of 3515kg/m³, that'd be a mass of 1.177888e+023 kg.
Mass of Earth........5.9736×10^24 KG
Mass of Moon........7.3477×10^22 KG

That'd be a fun little crystal to toss into our gravity well.

time to fuck DeBeers!

 

[3chordcharlie]

But diamonds are rare!!!!!

They're so rare that you should be able to get diamond inlays on your disposable dinnerware.

 

[Xcobra]

Hmm, probably something like this:

KT

Jeebus Christ!

 

[Nik]

It's a pretty sparkly ring. That's all women care about. If you lie to her and tell her it's worth a million dollars, you'll be satisfying her typical-woman materialistic needs so what does it matter if you spent $13 on it or not.

 

[vshah]

It's a pretty sparkly ring. That's all women care about. If you lie to her and tell her it's worth a million dollars, you'll be satisfying her typical-woman materialistic needs so what does it matter if you spent $13 on it or not.

except her typical-woman materialistic needs may well guide her to a jeweler where she will discover the truth and freak out in a typical-woman materialistic way.

 

[Skitzer]

Hmm, probably something like this:

KT

Dude's into pain?

 

[her209]

eternal love is pretty cheap these days

We're in a recession.

 

[Zargon]

That's about how much diamond De Beers is currently hiding in lockers at the bottom of the ocean, to stop real diamonds being as cheap as the ring in the OP.

dont forget the money they pay russia to sit on all them fine ass commie death mine diamonds!