so i went into my room last night...switched off the light and got into bed and...

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lay down....what i didnt know was that there were hundreds of ants in my bed (i have a dark sheet and didnt see them from across the room)...now i have a lot of ant bites on my back and arm...boo...
 

Scouzer

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Wow, if that happened to me I'd be jumping around and screaming for 10 minutes in a total adrenaline rush. I can't stand one bug on me, nevermind dozens!!!!!!
 

Mutilator

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Guess it's time to stop eating those midnight snacks in bed before you become a midnight snack huh? ;)
 

guyver01

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Originally posted by: Scouzer
Wow, if that happened to me I'd be jumping around and screaming for 10 minutes in a total adrenaline rush. I can't stand one bug on me, nevermind dozens!!!!!!

same here! i'd be screaming like a little girl at an N'Sync concert :eek:
 

dman

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Took one time of that (as a kid) to stop eating in my room. I only had a few ants, and didn't get bitten but once. Cleaned out my room good after that and no more ants. Not 100% guaranteed, but, it worked for me.
 

Mutilator

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Originally posted by: billgates380
Insects are the most useless things ever.
Especially gnats... can someone please tell me what purpose they serve other than flying around your ears and eyes annoying the crap out of you?

 

notfred

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The ants here don't bite. We only have little brown ants that don't really do anything except raid the kitchen and generally be annoying.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: notfred
The ants here don't bite. We only have little brown ants that don't really do anything except raid the kitchen and generally be annoying.

All ants bite. All ants are useless creatures. I hate all ants.
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: notfred
The ants here don't bite. We only have little brown ants that don't really do anything except raid the kitchen and generally be annoying.

All ants bite. All ants are useless creatures. I hate all ants.

I dunno....if I had the power to wipe one type of critter off the face of the Earth forever, it would definitely be mosquitos. Nasty little itchy disease-carrying bastards. I can't even approach my backyard in the summer unless I'm coated with OFF. :|
 

yakko

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Normally I would say ants are cool but they stepped over the line when they invaded your bed.
 

bigben

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I read somewhere that ants make up 15% of the combined weight of all life on earth.

Thats a helluva lot of ants
 
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i dont normally eat in my bed...

yesterday as i was leaving work i grabbed a bag of chips i had at work and brought them home thinking i might get hungry and didnt have any snacks at home...when i got home i just put my bag with my chips on my bed....bad idea

luckily i had some ant spray cause i had seen a couple a day or two ago...i sprayed the sh!t out of them...but now i gotta do my sheet laundry tonight cause there are hundreds of dead ants on my sheet
 

yakko

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Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
yesterday as i was leaving work i grabbed a bag of chips i had at work and brought them home thinking i might get hungry and didnt have any snacks at home...when i got home i just put my bag with my chips on my bed....bad idea

So the truth comes out. You tried to seduce them and now that they turned you down you are upset.
 

rgwalt

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I don't know what to tell you.... I would probably move my stuff out and burn the place down after an incident like that. I definitely would remove those ants with extreme prejudace.

Ryan