so i was in the middle of the ghetto....

[Ocuflox]

and i was parked outside of pizza hut waiting in my car and this lady parks next to me and slams her door into mine on her way out - not even caring - and then she comes back and slams her door into my car again w/o even caring that i was in the car witnessing it. she didnt do any damage and + i didnt want to get shot so i didnt do anything. then i just got out of my car and waited outside where a couple teenagers were talking. i couldnt stop from overhearing and one of the guys was talking about how he boosted a couple jaguars this week and then he looked over at me as if i wasnt supossed to here that and just sort of stared at me at which i pt i waited inside;.

 

[Peter D]

... :camera:'s?

 

[m2kewl]

you were in LA?!?!

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

you know, pizza hut delivers now! cheers!

 

[rudeguy]

I call BS...jags have a very sophisticated anti theft system that can only be bypassed with specific tools

 

[MichaelD]

[cartman]....in the ghe-toooooooo[/cartman]

Ah, the joys of the Third World, right here at home. I will never live in a substandard neighborhood again. I will eat Ramen Noodles every day forever rather than have food and live in s hitty area again.

Why the hell did you endanger yourself by going there for pizza. You're lucky you didn't get jacked-up.

 

[Tetsuo]

Use were disrespected dawg, ya shoulda b!tchslapped dat ho.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I call BS...jags have a very sophisticated anti theft system that can only be bypassed with specific tools

Exactly. Like a flatbed truck. True story:

Mid 1980's, streets of the Bronx, NY. Hanging out on street corner drinking beer. Night time. Brand new Vette parked across street. Flatbed truck pulls up, backs up to Vette, tilts bed, hooks up winch cable, YANKS Vette up onto bed, one wheel of car hanging off the bed.

With the Vettes alarm blaring, said flatbed screeched off into the night. The whole thing took about 60 seconds total. GONE.

 

[RIGorous1]

Originally posted by: Tetsuo
Use were disrespected dawg, ya shoulda b!tchslapped dat ho.

fo shizzle my nizzle!

 

[daclayman]

You gotta here this:

I used to AssMan a Pizza Hut. One Saturday night I get a call for delivery for an area we definitely didn't deliver to after dark, so the customer says pickup. 12 minutes later a Taxi is at my pickup window for that order with the customer in the back seat. It wasn't ready yet, so they sat there for another 5 minutes. The pizza was $14, the cab ride had to be close to $10, what the fvck were they thinking? $24 for a large pizza?!?

 

[Gaard]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I call BS...jags have a very sophisticated anti theft system that can only be bypassed with specific tools

Exactly. Like a flatbed truck. True story:

Mid 1980's, streets of the Bronx, NY. Hanging out on street corner drinking beer. Night time. Brand new Vette parked across street. Flatbed truck pulls up, backs up to Vette, tilts bed, hooks up winch cable, YANKS Vette up onto bed, one wheel of car hanging off the bed.

With the Vettes alarm blaring, said flatbed screeched off into the night. The whole thing took about 60 seconds total. GONE.

Odds are that was the 2nd time that car was lifted.

 

[Ocuflox]

actually i was going to say something to the lady who hit my car but then i figured she might have some pimp nearby. 2ndly i was really hungry and had nothing in the fridge.

 

[Tetsuo]

Originally posted by: RIGorous1

Originally posted by: Tetsuo Use were disrespected dawg, ya shoulda b!tchslapped dat ho.

fo shizzle my nizzle!

Off da heazle nizzle!