So I was having some rough and tumble with a friend of mine

[Rakehellion]

And she bit my arm so hard part of my hand is now slightly paralyzed. Should I be mad about this? D: Importantly, will my hand ever get back to normal?

 

[CraKaJaX]

By rough and tumble you mean hardcore sexual activities? Pics of said friend. No one cares about your hand.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You live in Brooklyn, you could bite off her clitoral hood and the locals wouldn't bat an eye.

 

[Paratus]

And she bit my arm so hard part of my hand is now slightly paralyzed. Should I be mad about this? D: Importantly, will my hand ever get back to normal?

May want a doctor to look at it. I understand animal bites can be dangerous.
:awe:


I kid I kid.

 

[OverVolt]

Yea it'll return to normal, keep the inflammation down.

 

[Rakehellion]

Do I need surgery or something?

 

[pete6032]

I didn't know you have a dog.

 

[brianmanahan]

I didn't know you have a dog.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

By rough and tumble you mean hardcore sexual activities? Pics of said friend. No one cares about your hand.

If OP is talking about hardcore sexual activities his hand is the only other entity involved.

 

[highland145]

Cocker Spaniel?

 

[pete6032]

 

[brianmanahan]

If OP is talking about hardcore sexual activities his hand is the only other entity involved.

wait, what about OP's model girlfriend who went with him on a date to an art museum and whom he included a pic of in that post last week?

 

[highland145]

wait, what about OP's model girlfriend who went with him on a date to an art museum and whom he included a pic of in that post last week?

Thought that was Tommy....:hmm:

 

[CraKaJaX]

OP has decided that the advice (if you can call it that) offered here was not very helpful. Shocking!

Gangrene is in your future.

 

[highland145]

OP has decided that the advice (if you can call it that) offered here was not very helpful. Shocking!

Anyone really expect our advice to be helpful? That would be shocking enough.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Anyone really expect our advice to be helpful? That would be shocking enough.

I sure as hell don't. I do enjoy dishing out my terrible advice though.

 

[highland145]

I sure as hell don't. I do enjoy dishing out my terrible advice though.

What are friends for....:biggrin:

 

[Belegost]

Do I need surgery or something?

Obviously, but not all insurance covers vaginoplasty.

 

[Rakehellion]

It's been a few days and my hand is still numb. I'm starting to get pretty pissed.

 

[highland145]

Where, exactly, did she bite you?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Sounds like the top of the forearm--isn't that where the nerve travels down the arm? Anyway, I wouldn't wait and go see a physician over it unless it is socialized medicine then it might not matter.