So I was cracking an egg....

[Excelsior]

and the egg decided to shoot its egg jizz all over me.

 

[Jeff7]

Congratulations. Do the doctors know how long until you're due? Do you know what you'll name it? "Rotisserie" sounds lovely.


And wow, imagine that. Usually that stuff flows from a place away from the egg, towards the egg. I guess the shoe's on the other foot now, eh?

 

[Sqube]

Did you swallow?

 

[OutHouse]

did you taste it?

 

[Quasmo]

There is offtopic, and there is myspace.

You chose wrong.

 

[spidey07]

Congratulations!

You're Pregg-nant.

 

[MX2]

Sheesh, how exactly do you crack an egg?

 

[thetxstang]

Egg-pwned?

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Have an eggcellent day!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: spidey07
Congratulations!

You're Pregg-nant.

YES! that great Eggzalant!

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Sqube
Did you swallow?

:laugh:

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: spidey07
Congratulations!

You're Pregg-nant.

Oh no he didn't!

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: spidey07
Congratulations!

You're Pregg-nant.

:Q

LMAO!

 

[sixone]

Congratulations on your recent ovulation.

 

[Excelsior]

lol.

 

[jimbob200521]

That's all well and good, egg-cept nobody here cares

 

[Excelsior]

I begg to differ.

 

[sixone]

Oh, get ova it.

 

[yankeesfan]

EGG-celent....

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: sixone
Oh, get ova it.

rofl

 

[wetcat007]

Holy crap I think it just gave u aids.

 

[PhlashFoto]

Stop egg-atrating!!

 

[neutralizer]

This thread is really eggtravagant for such a simple topic.