So I was calling my Dad to see if I could borrow money for school...

Goosemaster

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Translated for your enjoyment


ME: hi Dad, how it going?
DAD: hey..hi...fine..how's it going
ME: I was wondering if you could help me out with some classes this summer
DAD: Sure.
ME: Thanks...
DAD: (Muttering to someone else) THEY CAN DO WHAT?!...THEY CAN SEND ME WHERE WHERE?!
ME: What?
Dad: Nah..I am just going to prision....err..DUI....oh sh!t!...I was talking to the other guy...
ME: WHAT?! Dad...did you get a DUI?!?
Dad: no...nah...pssssft...no...you know me....

:|

If I were a drinking man, I'd me on my second bottle of 151....
 

Goosemaster

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The way I see it...as long as he doesn;t go to jail, I get money for school....


HooYAH! :beer:


..and don;t you dare say I'm insensitive...this man has crossed me a billion times....only reason I even care about him anymore is because he is family.
 

Sqube

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Not knowing anything about your family... what can be said? I hope he doesn't go to jail so you can keep going to school and whatnot.
 

Kishan

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
The way I see it...as long as he doesn;t go to jail, I get money for school....


HooYAH! :beer:


..and don;t you dare say I'm insensitive...this man has crossed me a billion times....only reason I even care about him anymore is because he is family.

ummm, when it comes down to it, you have someone to bitch to if you need money. The fact you don't care about his feelings doesn't overshadow that. Most people don't have the luxury of that. I would appreciate what you have.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: KPSHAH316
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
The way I see it...as long as he doesn;t go to jail, I get money for school....


HooYAH! :beer:


..and don;t you dare say I'm insensitive...this man has crossed me a billion times....only reason I even care about him anymore is because he is family.

ummm, when it comes down to it, you have someone to bitch to if you need money. The fact you don't care about his feelings doesn't overshadow that. Most people don't have the luxury of that. I would appreciate what you have.

I do care about his feelings. I am actually trying to perpetuate the lie that I do not care for hi,, but I really do:(

I am just pissed that he messed up again, having had so many people rooting for him:(
 

Kishan

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: KPSHAH316
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
The way I see it...as long as he doesn;t go to jail, I get money for school....


HooYAH! :beer:


..and don;t you dare say I'm insensitive...this man has crossed me a billion times....only reason I even care about him anymore is because he is family.

ummm, when it comes down to it, you have someone to bitch to if you need money. The fact you don't care about his feelings doesn't overshadow that. Most people don't have the luxury of that. I would appreciate what you have.

I do care about his feelings. I am actually trying to perpetuate the lie that I do not care for hi,, but I really do:(

I am just pissed that he messed up again, having had so many people rooting for him:(

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
The way I see it...as long as he doesn;t go to jail, I get money for school....




By perpetuating the lie, aren't you being coniving?