So I was at pizza hut over the weekend ***Funny***

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AccruedExpenditure

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I was at Pizza Hut this weekend standing in line behind two woman who appeared to be in a relationship with a girl whom I assumed to be their little adopted daugheter. The daughter says she wants a sausage pizza, as soon as she says that one of her mothers turns to her and yells "No, you dont like sausage!"

The irony was not lost on me.
 
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Darilus

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Heh, I know a lesbian couple that adopted two little girls from China. The older one is about 9 and starting to obsess over boys. They're a little disappointed. ;)
 
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Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
I was at Pizza Hut this weekend standing in line behind two woman who appeared to be in a relationship with a girl whom I assumed to be their little adopted daugheter. The daughter says she wants a sausage pizza, as soon as she says that one of her mothers turns to her and yells "No, you dont like sausage!"

The irony was not lost on me.
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Hahahahahaahah!
 
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richardycc

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the pizza guy didnt think you need any chick either and gave you and your lover an all veggie pizza too!?
 
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alien42

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this country has some serious priority problems

there is a huge backlash against gay marriage yet gay couples can adopt and raise children.

which is really more important?
 
IHateMyJob2004

IHateMyJob2004

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Originally posted by: Darilus
Heh, I know a lesbian couple that adopted two little girls from China. The older one is about 9 and starting to obsess over boys. They're a little disappointed. ;)
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You are joking!
 

If it did happen, as you perceived it, it's minimally funny at best.
On par with mother, penis and fart jokes.
 
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Darilus

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Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Originally posted by: Darilus
Heh, I know a lesbian couple that adopted two little girls from China. The older one is about 9 and starting to obsess over boys. They're a little disappointed. ;)
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You are joking!
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Dead serious, actually. They're a nice couple, they were just hoping the girls would be lesbians too I guess.. Who knows, they're still young.
 
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torpid

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Hm. I am disappointed. Your OP is worded ambiguously and I thought for a second that you were talking about lesbians hooking up with a 9 year old. Once the rest of the story unfolded I was highly disappointed.
 
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Darilus

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Originally posted by: torpid
Hm. I am disappointed. Your OP is worded ambiguously and I thought for a second that you were talking about lesbians hooking up with a 9 year old. Once the rest of the story unfolded I was highly disappointed.
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The lack of lesbian pedophilia disappoints you..

You're a sick man. :Q
 
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