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So I was a bad neighbor today :(

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Doggiedog

Lifer
I went to the bathroom at work and I usually wipe up before using it.

When I went to wipe, I noticed there was no TP so I went to a different stall.

After I went, some guy came running into the stall I left and began doing his thing without noticing there was any TP.

I guess I should have warned him but I didn't.
 
So it was you. At least flush next time.:|

Edit: My reading skills are going, time for bed.
 
You should have waited a few minutes until he was well along, then said "There's no TP in that stall, you know" and started laughing.

From there, you could offer to give him the roll from the next stall over for $5.
 
ick. I take a public #2 as little as possible, and when I do, I always line the seat so I also know if there's TP or not.

nasty.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
You should have waited a few minutes until he was well along, then said "There's no TP in that stall, you know" and started laughing.

From there, you could offer to give him the roll from the next stall over for $5.
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But I could never spare a square.
 
So did you shuffle over to the other stall with your pants around your ankles???

EDIT: Nevermind, I misread the first sentence...I thought you had already "done your thing."
 
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: werk
So did you shuffle over to the other stall with your pants around your ankles???
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No I always clean the seat with TP before I start.
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Do you cover it with many single pieces à la Finch?
 
Originally posted by: EvilYoda
ick. I take a public #2 as little as possible, and when I do, I always line the seat so I also know if there's TP or not.

nasty.
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Do you also carry a napkin with you at all times to open doors, press elevator buttons, and wipe your hands after giving the boss a handshake? 😉

j/k, I know how nasty public bathrooms can be. The key is to pick an underused one in a multi-story building, they can be pretty clean.
 
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Originally posted by: jagec
You should have waited a few minutes until he was well along, then said "There's no TP in that stall, you know" and started laughing.

From there, you could offer to give him the roll from the next stall over for $5.
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But I could never spare a square.
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Classic ep!
 
rofl this happened to me so many times. I would simply just zip up, and go to another stall to wipe. If no one's in the restrooms, i just walk to another stall w/ pants down and ..

buttox wide open..

i hate the feeling of you know...

😕
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
rofl this happened to me so many times. I would simply just zip up, and go to another stall to wipe. If no one's in the restrooms, i just walk to another stall w/ pants down and ..

buttox wide open..

i hate the feeling of you know...

😕
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yeah i hate greasy ass cheeks too
 
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