So I walked into the supermarket today....

[Scarpozzi]

....and I started looking on the cereal isle for corn flakes. While I'm standing there, I noticed all the many cereal boxes and couldn't find the corn flakes anywhere. There was Raisin Bran, Total, Lucky Charms, Pops, HoneyComb, etc but I couldn't find the Corn Flakes. So I went up to the counter and got the girl there to show me the corn flakes....we went to the isle and she couldn't find them either. I was like, "Did someone come in and buy them all up?" About that time, I looked over where all the boxes of Lucky Charms were and sure enough, a magical portal opened up and Lucky popped out. He said, "You kids can have my stinkin' cereal, I need to eat less sugar and lower my cholesterol....so I switched." ..............Stupid leprechaun. The End.

 

[Pepsi90919]

So I walked into the supermarket today....

fft. no you didn't.

 

[Looney]

Hey, can i have some of what you're smoking tonight?

 

[agnitrate]

what does th

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Hey, can i have some of what you're smoking tonight?

Someone throw this guy a bone.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Hey, can i have some of what you're smoking tonight?

me too...but i want to snort it

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

sally
patty
anne
mary

 

[tweakmm]

Drugs are bad guys
I said no to them... but they didnt listen 🙁
😉

 

[Colt45]

whoever invented the whole marshmallows in cereal concept needs to be punished

 

[hdeck]

that is the most amazing thing i've ever heard. evar.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I actually did walk into the supermarket tonight. 😀

 

[SOSTrooper]

I put drugs into my cereal.

 

[LeStEr]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Hey, can i have some of what you're smoking tonight?

Me too 😀

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Hey, can i have some of what you're smoking tonight?

me too...but i want to snort it

i'll take an injection.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Hey, can i have some of what you're smoking tonight?

Someone throw this guy a bone.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
....and I started looking on the cereal isle for corn flakes. While I'm standing there, I noticed all the many cereal boxes and couldn't find the corn flakes anywhere. There was Raisin Bran, Total, Lucky Charms, Pops, HoneyComb, etc but I couldn't find the Corn Flakes. So I went up to the counter and got the girl there to show me the corn flakes....we went to the isle and she couldn't find them either. I was like, "Did someone come in and buy them all up?" About that time, I looked over where all the boxes of Lucky Charms were and sure enough, a magical portal opened up and Lucky popped out. He said, "You kids can have my stinkin' cereal, I need to eat less sugar and lower my cholesterol....so I switched." ..............Stupid leprechaun. The End.

Good for you. No, really.

 

[brtspears2]

You mean you acutally choose cereals by name? I choose them solely on the prizes alone.

 

[pyonir]

i put beer in my cheerios

 

[amnesiac]

There's a marble in my Mario.

 

[vtqanh]

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