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So I walk into quiznos and what do I see

hysperion

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O.K. better to start from the beginning.

I've been going out with the same girl for 4 years- great girl etc etc. Anyways I am very good friends with her older brother (he's how I met her in the first place). Ever since I've known him he was always going out with the same girl- until he joined the Marines. Now before this, he worked at Mcdonald's which is also where his girlfriend worked. Anyways, when he left for the marines, she left him after 9 years for another girl that worked at Mcdonalds.

I haven't seen this girl in like 2 years but I've been eating at Quiznos nearly every day for the last 6 months. The other day I walked in there and low and behold- the new supervisor is my friends, ex's lesbian lover making the food. Well knowing where those fingers had been I didn't want her touching my food so I grabbed a drink and left. In my eternal love for quiznos I returned the next day and to my delight she wasn't there. Well one of the guy that works there who usually makes my subs was talking to me and I blurted out "want to hear a funny story?!" I then proceeded to tell him about how my friend was dumped by his gf of 9 years for another woman which he laughed about and then I said "but the real kicker is- that she works here and her name is Alma". His face turned stone white. After conversing with my girlfriend I came to find out that Alma (my friends, ex gf's lover) was his mom! I don't know how I didn't notice it being that they're from the same racial background and his name was Sameh.

Anyways, I went back the next day to apologize only to see that my friends ex-gf works there now too. One big happy family! O well, I won't be eating at Quizno's for awhile, luckily I've still got Subway and Cousins nearby.

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Cliff notes:
-Friends gf broke up with him after 9 years for a chick.
-That chick just got a job at the quizno's I always eat at.
-Telling one of the guys at Quizno's that I always talk to about it.
-Guy turned pale and found out later from my gf he was the chick's son.
-Can't eat at quizno's anymore but have subway and cousins nearby.

And these are definately not lipstick lesbians....
BTW I knew this lady was married with kids but had never me them before. She's like 35 my friends 22, and his ex is 22. I don't know but being left by your girlfriend for a much older lady or any lady just seems wrong to me.
 
Originally posted by: hysperion
Well knowing where those fingers had been I didn't want her touching my food so I grabbed a drink and left.

This makes no sense. EVERYONE has sex. Everyone wipes their butt after sh!tting. EVERYONE has had their hands in disgusting places.

That you would single out someone just because they are lesbians (the least likely group to contract an STD) for fears of "where their hands have been" only shows your bigotry and ignorance.

BTW, paragraphs and proof reading are your friends.
 
Originally posted by: hysperion
The other day I walked in there and low and behold- the new supervisor is my friends, ex's lesbian lover making the food. Well knowing where those fingers had been I didn't want her touching my food so I grabbed a drink and left.

If it makes you feel any better, a friend of mine who worked at Subway's apparently had sex with a co-worker on the manager's desk (believe it was night shift).

So, next time you go to Subway's late at night, and the counter monkeys are slow to appear, you know why.
 
Heh, could use some paragraphs, but great story! :thumbsup:

Makes me hungry for Subway. And ethnic lesbians.
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: hysperion
Well knowing where those fingers had been I didn't want her touching my food so I grabbed a drink and left.

This makes no sense. EVERYONE has sex. Everyone wipes their butt after sh!tting. EVERYONE has had their hands in disgusting places.

That you would single out someone just because they are lesbians (the least likely group to contract an STD) for fears of "where their hands have been" only shows your bigotry and ignorance.

BTW, paragraphs and proof reading are your friends.

were-old :evil:
 
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: hysperion
Well knowing where those fingers had been I didn't want her touching my food so I grabbed a drink and left.

This makes no sense. EVERYONE has sex. Everyone wipes their butt after sh!tting. EVERYONE has had their hands in disgusting places.

That you would single out someone just because they are lesbians (the least likely group to contract an STD) for fears of "where their hands have been" only shows your bigotry and ignorance.

BTW, paragraphs and proof reading are your friends.

Maybe he finds the chick's lesbian lover (his friend's ex gf) to be disgusting. Maybe his friend gave her the clap before she dumped him for another woman. You calling him a bigot based on what little information he posted is the pot calling the kettle black.
 
Originally posted by: nan0bug
Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: hysperion
Well knowing where those fingers had been I didn't want her touching my food so I grabbed a drink and left.

This makes no sense. EVERYONE has sex. Everyone wipes their butt after sh!tting. EVERYONE has had their hands in disgusting places.

That you would single out someone just because they are lesbians (the least likely group to contract an STD) for fears of "where their hands have been" only shows your bigotry and ignorance.

BTW, paragraphs and proof reading are your friends.

Maybe he finds the chick's lesbian lover (his friend's ex gf) to be disgusting. Maybe his friend gave her the clap before she dumped him for another woman. You calling him a bigot based on what little information he posted is the pot calling the kettle black.

Oh well, let him tell us. But with what he has written, my assumptions are logical.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: hysperion
The other day I walked in there and low and behold- the new supervisor is my friends, ex's lesbian lover making the food. Well knowing where those fingers had been I didn't want her touching my food so I grabbed a drink and left.

If it makes you feel any better, a friend of mine who worked at Subway's apparently had sex with a co-worker on the manager's desk (believe it was night shift).

So, next time you go to Subway's late at night, and the counter monkeys are slow to appear, you know why.

:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: alm4rr
quiz-oh-noes every day for 6 months.. place is a ripoff!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I ate there about 4 times a week...and everyone at my work gets a 20% discount there so for the regular sub it ends up being slightly less then a footlong at subway....
 
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