So I tried heroin yesterday...

[Cobalt]

The prostitute/junkie I go to got me to try it. I put it to my vein, injected, and felt this stabbing pain in my chest. I immediately had a seizure and began foaming at the mouth and I will never try that crap again.

But am I OK? I haven't been able to stop feinding for it at all this morning, and my vein is bruising...



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[Alprazolam]

I hope you get the stuff laced with Fentanyl.

 

[clamum]

Sounds like you didn't get heroin.

 

[waggy]

uh why? really why?

Pot i can understand but takeing heroin from a junkie?

part of me wants to call shens but hell who knows.

edit: ohh i see the other thread heh

 

[TraumaRN]

Originally posted by: Alprazolam
I hope you get the stuff laced with Fentanyl.

Says a poster with a screen name of a popular benzodiazepine that can be abused 😛

 

[Alprazolam]

you got aids.

 

[Powermoloch]

only in ATOT

 

[Printer Bandit]

heroin's nothing, now cocaine...that's one helluva drug.

 

[Brackis]

-5/10

 

[KingGheedora]

0/10 for this lame parody

 

[imported_LoKe]

Haha. 5/10 because of how long you waited to make this parody.

Originally posted by: KingGheedora
0/10 for this lame parody

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