Ns1
No Lifer
So I got these speakers at radioshack for a CRAZY ASS DEAL, but they really do suck, so I figured what the hell, maybe I can pawn these speakers off to anybody stupid enough to buy them.
So I go to this gas station in Temple, AZ and look for the most retarded guy I can find. Lo and behold I find this douchebag.
I'm thinkin "oh my god. too easy. it was destined to happen"
//hustler mode on
"hey man wanna buy some speakers"
"I'm kind of in a hurry, I'm headin off to the next anime convention"
"It'll only take a second. I got this killer deal on some speakers for you, the invoice says 1 speaker but we got delievered 2 instead. They retail for 1399, I'll sell them to you for 4 bills"
Proceed to show him speakers. I'm trying very hard not to bust out laughin
"200 and you got yourself a deal"
SO. This douchebag gets these horrendous speakers and I get 200 to spend at the titty bar. w00t.
So I go to this gas station in Temple, AZ and look for the most retarded guy I can find. Lo and behold I find this douchebag.
I'm thinkin "oh my god. too easy. it was destined to happen"
//hustler mode on
"hey man wanna buy some speakers"
"I'm kind of in a hurry, I'm headin off to the next anime convention"
"It'll only take a second. I got this killer deal on some speakers for you, the invoice says 1 speaker but we got delievered 2 instead. They retail for 1399, I'll sell them to you for 4 bills"
Proceed to show him speakers. I'm trying very hard not to bust out laughin
"200 and you got yourself a deal"
SO. This douchebag gets these horrendous speakers and I get 200 to spend at the titty bar. w00t.
