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So I skipped school today...

J

Jerboy

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Last night, I had a chance to see my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I called him to see if he could come over and he came over around 11:00PM. We watched a movie in my living room, ate some snack and spent night together. I sat my alarm clock for 8:00AM. I woke up, was really tired.. he was still asleep. I hit snooze.. Goes off again in 5min.. I turned it off and went back to asleep thinking screw it, I'll make it in by fourth period. We slept till 11:00AM. I could have made it to fourth period, but.. we fooled around for another hour and I said.. oh well I'll make it in by 6th period. Anyways I took him out, walked past school and blew our time till four PM or so. I really got to stop missing so many classes. I'm sure this problem isn't just for college students and just as bad for high school students. My grade is gonna hurt 🙁

Edit: spelling
 
Won't your parents find out about skipping classes? If I had ever done anything like that in HS, I would get my butt kicked. Wait until college, then you can skip all the class you want. Also, if you decide to carry your relationship to college (or pursue other relationships of the sort), then get a single room. Trust me on this one.

Ryan
 


<< do what you have to first.
then what you want.

nice if you could mix both of 'em huH? >>



I was lucky that my high school career ended like that, hehe.
 


<< Won't your parents find out about skipping classes? >>



My school is really laid back about attendance. Everyone do so well and they push us academically, but if we don't try, they don't go after our asses and call parents like my Jr. High

The most painful consequence is the grade :|. I've been doing better than last term. All A's and B's, one D and no F.

Last term I had all C's, one D and rest F's.
 
ah...no big deal. i'm skipping a class tomorrow... i skipped one on monday too. (different classes though)
its a worse habit to have in college. oh well. its just junior college. 😀
 
really i gotta wonder who you are... maybe you're just good at BS'ing things but pointing out that mL! = CC? from the back of a merck guide?


EDIT: OMG there must be two jerboys!!!!! OH NO AIIIIEEEE NOOOO!!!
 


<< hahahha..... quote from my girlfriend after reading this post: "is Jerboy a girl?"

lol! >>



I'm wondering the same thing....

wtf?
 


<<

<< hahahha..... quote from my girlfriend after reading this post: "is Jerboy a girl?"

lol! >>



I'm wondering the same thing....

wtf? >>



i have been informed that no, jerboy is not a girl. not that it really matters
 


<< "is Jerboy a girl?" >>




No 🙂

nuff said.



<< single roooms are niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
>>



Until you see your grade going down to bottom of the ocean 😀
 
Alright...............................................................................................................................
 
do your parents just like not care or something?


my parents would've killed me 3 times over

1 time for having an uh significant otehr over past 11

1 more for having them spend the night

and a 3rd time for skipping class

w-t-f happened to parenting?
 


<< do your parents just like not care or something? >>



They don't always check on me every morning. I moved my backpack into my room so they'd think I went to school. I never got caught.

 
Yeah thx, time to stop reading your threads, just fu*kin lost my orange juice everywhere after reading that.
 


<< do your parents just like not care or something?


my parents would've killed me 3 times over

1 time for having an uh significant otehr over past 11

1 more for having them spend the night

and a 3rd time for skipping class

w-t-f happened to parenting? >>



Yeah, but if you were him, you could just tell them that a "buddy" was staying the night. "What's that mom? Oh yeah, we're wrestling in here.....Don't come in!!!"
 
I have this urge to go listen to the Bloodhound Gang now

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly


 
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