so i show up at my new office...

[neonerd]

Well, i'm kind of shy and I just got transfered to a new job from interview...people say i have this funny accent, but i don't know....

anyways, there's this guy in the next cubicle, and he's really cute and all...he probably thinks i'm racist or something because i'm german....that's pretty racist of him if you ask me

anyways, i look over the cubicle sometimes to see whether it's safe to look at pr0n...i know it's not allowed, but the boss is usually out of the office, and i have a door in my office

I'd love to look at it with the guy in the next cubicle, but i keep looking over to see if he does it; idk if he's into that kind of stuff, maybe i'll ask him out later this week 🙂

 

[Darkstar757]

wow just wow

 

[pyonir]

:thumbsdown:

 

[shenaniganz]

I knew this was coming. 3/10

 

[lobadobadingdong]

you shouldn't look at porn period.

 

[Qwest]

Originally posted by: spidey07
and we finally have the thread that will spawn dozens of parody's.

"Show up for my new job and check out dude in cube next to me, man he seems paranoid."

 

[Deeko]

booooooooooooooo

 

[Nikamichi]

Pour sprinkles on his head.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Too predictable. You'll get nothing but a "Go to hell" from me.

 

[Cawchy87]

DIAF

 

[poopygood]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
Too predictable. You'll get nothing but a "Go to hell" from me.

Originally posted by: Cawchy87
DIAF

Originally posted by: Deeko
booooooooooooooo

Take your pick.

 

[rasholianmon]

Originally posted by: neonerd
Well, i'm kind of shy and I just got transfered to a new job from interview...people say i have this funny accent, but i don't know....

anyways, there's this guy in the next cubicle, and he's really cute and all...he probably thinks i'm racist or something because i'm german....that's pretty racist of him if you ask me

anyways, i look over the cubicle sometimes to see whether it's safe to look at pr0n...i know it's not allowed, but the boss is usually out of the office, and i have a door in my office

I'd love to look at it with the guy in the next cubicle, but i keep looking over to see if he does it; idk if he's into that kind of stuff, maybe i'll ask him out later this week 🙂

eat my foreskin, clown...

 

[dabuddha]

Booourns!

 

[booger711]

you suck

 

[Ogg]

:laugh::thumbsdown:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Jizz on his head.

Fixed your post

 

[AtlantaBob]

4/10 I only mention this so I can have a post count of "100."

 

[Gibson486]

parody?

 

[jjones]

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