So I see my new doc today.....

hzl eyed grl

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And he's freaking FINE! lol Why? How sad is that going to be? I can just see it now....

Me: Hey doc, I've been coughing up this green stuff lately.

Yuck! I don't want to tell him that kind of stuff! lol He wears a wedding ring, so I'm assuming he's married....but still. It's just wrong. They should only allow ugly people to become doctors! :p ;) :D heehee

Sorry, just needed to vent for a sec. :eek: ;) heehee

EDIT: Proofing before I hit post would be nice. :eek:
 

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ahahhaaha cute.

my eye doctor is HOT.. like.. older woman hot.... I remember asking extra questions about astigmatism/floaters in my eye and stuff..

I have to admit I fantasized about getting my move on in that dark testing room.. just me and her.. :eek:
 

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LOL,I go to see my Doctor and the only thing I notice is that they appear to be allowing 12 yr old's to practice medicine these days in MA :)
 

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I have to admit I fantasized about getting my move on in that dark testing room.. just me and her..
LOL That's funny!

I'm 26 and he didn't look too much older than me....maybe early 30's? I dunno. It was just really weird meeting my new doc and thinking...."Are doctors supposed to be this cute?" :eek: ;) LOL It was just really weird.
 

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Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
And he's freaking FINE! lol Why? How sad is that going to be? I can just see it now....

Me: Hey doc, I've been coughing up this green stuff lately.

Yuck! I don't want to tell him that kind of stuff! lol He wears a wedding ring, so I'm assuming he's married....but still. It's just wrong. They should only allow ugly people to become doctors! :p ;) :D heehee

Sorry, just needed to vent for a sec. :eek: ;) heehee

EDIT: Proofing before I hit post would be nice. :eek:

How many times do I have to tell you I'm NOT a doctor!!!
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I went to see a doctor once and was BLOWN away at how cute he was. He was maybe just a few years older than I and not my regular doctor. I had a sprained ankle and I was beet red the whole time! I never went back to him. :) Too embarrassed after that! :eek:
 

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Originally posted by: kassy
Me: Hey doc, I've been coughing up this green stuff lately.
Yuck! I don't want to tell him that kind of stuff!

Just be thankful he isn't your Gynecologist! ;):D

OMG That would be horrifying! lol Thankfully my last gynecologist was a middle-aged female. lol

EA - Then why do you keep asking me if I want to play doctor? :confused:

:p ;)

MrsSkoorb - What a wuss! ;) Eh, I wouldn't go back to him either, but he's now my primary care physician. :eek: heehee
 

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Originally posted by: MrsSkoorb
I went to see a doctor once and was BLOWN away at how cute he was. He was maybe just a few years older than I and not my regular doctor. I had a sprained ankle and I was beet red the whole time! I never went back to him. :) Too embarrassed after that! :eek:

Does Mr Skoorb know about our short sweet blissful time of ecstasy? ;)
 

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: kassy
Me: Hey doc, I've been coughing up this green stuff lately.
Yuck! I don't want to tell him that kind of stuff!

Just be thankful he isn't your Gynecologist! ;):D



LOL,please,what's really scary is when they've got to get a milk crate to stand on to be tall enough to reach the table to do an exam :)

LMAO - you would be praying that the crate didnt slip...
 

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Originally posted by: kassy
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: kassy
Me: Hey doc, I've been coughing up this green stuff lately.
Yuck! I don't want to tell him that kind of stuff!

Just be thankful he isn't your Gynecologist! ;):D



LOL,please,what's really scary is when they've got to get a milk crate to stand on to be tall enough to reach the table to do an exam :)

LMAO - you would be praying that the crate didnt slip...

Buwahahahaha... I take it you've seen my GYN ? :)
 

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Seriously, he was rubbing my ankle and my face was blood red! LOL He was not my usual doctor so I had no reason to go back to him, plus we moved.

I now have a middle aged man as my doctor and I am much happier! :D
 

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Originally posted by: baffled2
LOL,I go to see my Doctor and the only thing I notice is that they appear to be allowing 12 yr old's to practice medicine these days in MA :)

Same in IL. Funny how that's happening these days, huh?
 

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Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: kassy
Originally posted by: baffled2
Originally posted by: kassy
Me: Hey doc, I've been coughing up this green stuff lately.
Yuck! I don't want to tell him that kind of stuff!

Just be thankful he isn't your Gynecologist! ;):D



LOL,please,what's really scary is when they've got to get a milk crate to stand on to be tall enough to reach the table to do an exam :)

LMAO - you would be praying that the crate didnt slip...

Buwahahahaha... I take it you've seen my GYN ? :)


If he is anything like mine, I think the reason he chose that field is because its the only way he can touch a woman without being charged... ;)
 

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One of my sleep apnea doctors is cute. :) She's German and has an adorable light German accent and she's not married either. :)
 

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You know, I've gone to my parent's primary care doctor a couple of times (I'm pretty healthy, knock on wood) and I don't think I've ever actually been seen by the actual doctor. They always have med students or whatever they are check me out. When I went in for my physical, the kid didn't check for a hernia (not that I was looking forward to that or anything [NOT GAY]), but instead told me how to do it myself. What can I expect from a $10 co-pay I guess. Hopefully he didn't skip over anything important...
 

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Originally posted by: MrBond
You know, I've gone to my parent's primary care doctor a couple of times (I'm pretty healthy, knock on wood) and I don't think I've ever actually been seen by the actual doctor. They always have med students or whatever they are check me out. When I went in for my physical, the kid didn't check for a hernia (not that I was looking forward to that or anything [NOT GAY]), but instead told me how to do it myself. What can I expect from a $10 co-pay I guess. Hopefully he didn't skip over anything important...

I guess he forgot the prostate exam, huh?
 

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: MrBond
You know, I've gone to my parent's primary care doctor a couple of times (I'm pretty healthy, knock on wood) and I don't think I've ever actually been seen by the actual doctor. They always have med students or whatever they are check me out. When I went in for my physical, the kid didn't check for a hernia (not that I was looking forward to that or anything [NOT GAY]), but instead told me how to do it myself. What can I expect from a $10 co-pay I guess. Hopefully he didn't skip over anything important...

I guess he forgot the prostate exam, huh?
Too young for it, thank God. My rectum is one way only, thank you very much :D
 

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OMG That would be horrifying! lol Thankfully my last gynecologist was a middle-aged female. lol

My mother-in-law told my wife to never go to a female ob-gyn.... A man, you have some idea of why he chose THAT particular specialization out of all the possibilities in modern medicine. You kinda have to wonder about a woman who chooses that direction.
 

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I went to a neuroligist once to do a preliminary check on some nervous system problems I was having. The intern they had at that time was really cute, she was a nice slim tall blonde girl (and since she was going into neurology she had to be intelligent :)) [oh, and single!]. Unfortunately my mother insisted that she come along with me for the check up because she was scared that I had Parkinsan's or something. But part of the exam included physical testing/probing where she touched me all over the place and pulled/pushed on my various limbs while I did certain motions :D :D. I was going a little red, but if my mother wasn't there I would have chatted it up with her. We also talked with her for a while since the actual doctor was dealing with some other patients before he headed over our way - she was just getting into her graduate work so she was only a couple years older than me. Unfortunately she also said that this was her last week in the internship - damn! I ended up getting blood work done, and scheduling an MRI and an EEG to be done before I would come back to this office so she would be long gone by then. But after seeing the stuff going on with me she probably would have stayed away anyhow :p, lol!

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My mother-in-law told my wife to never go to a female ob-gyn.... A man, you have some idea of why he chose THAT particular specialization out of all the possibilities in modern medicine. You kinda have to wonder about a woman who chooses that direction.
Sometimes it's a little less embarassing if you go to a female ob-gyn....for me anyway. But, to each their own I suppose. :D heehee
 

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The women who cuts my hair is danm sexy. She has this real nice smile that she uses to seduce me into buying some expensive shampoo. Danm my weak spine....ill do most anything for a good smile.