"So I says..."

Do you say "I says?"

If so, you should be shot. In the face.

:|

 

[Anubis]

i says WTF are you talking about

 

[Orsorum]

So I says to Mabel, I says... I'll finish this later.

 

[Bulk Beef]

If so, you should be shot. In the face.

Says you.

 

[SWScorch]

haha my father says this all the time. "So I says, 'what you got?'" It's funny.

 

[NakaNaka]

Never heard of it.

 

[MichaelD]

So, I says "jumpr has more back issues than the History Room at the NY Times."

 

[Bootprint]

So, I's goes, "What up with that"

 

[Wallydraigle]

So, I says to myself, I says, "Self," I says... wtf was I saying?

 

[Shawn]

So I says "So I says".

 

[dartworth]

So I says to my man..."Whens your birfday?"

He says to mes..."Why you axe me dat?"

So I says..."I just playin' foo"

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: dartworth
So I says to my man..."Whens your birfday?"

He says to mes..."Why you axe me dat?"

So I says..."I just playin' foo"

10/10

 

[Fritzo]

I say it as a way to be cute:

"So I says to her I says....." 🙂 Makes people laugh for some reason. Makes you sound like an old ethic person hehehe.

 

[ScrapSilicon]

Originally posted by: NakaNaka
Never heard of it.

"you know what I'm saying"

 

[dartworth]

Originally posted by: Supercharged

Originally posted by: dartworth
So I says to my man..."Whens your birfday?"

He says to mes..."Why you axe me dat?"

So I says..."I just playin' foo"

10/10

So I says..."My bad dog!11!!"

 

[Indolent]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
So I says to Mabel, I says... I'll finish this later.

first thing I thought of too, good book. (or cartoon if you are getting this from the simpsons) 🙂

 

[Evadman]

So I says have a :cookie;

 

[Shawn]

So I says, "I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."

 

[djheater]

I had a friend named Pauly, he grew up on the south side (Sout side... no 'h') and used to shoplif meat for our barbecues. Conversations went something like this:


<us>Hey Pauly, why don't use go get some meat?

<Pauly>Shore, I'll go to the Jewels over by dere and lift some meat, alright? I done dis a couple two, tree, times already, you guys, you gotta get your own meat from NOW on, alright? Use want sasages or stakes?