So I saw LOTR: Return of the King tonight at an early screening :D *spoiler-free review*

kami

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I won tickets to the Canadian premiere in Toronto tonight and here's my review copy/pasted from another forum:

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"Well, I'm back."

What follows will be poorly written, so bear with me. I am also going to try and keep this spoiler FREE.

The Return of the King is ridiculous. My buddy and I had a discussion on the hour long car ride home about how can we possibly explain how good this movie was to everyone? Ridiculous is the word we came up with. Frankly because it shattered everything I thought was possible from not only this movie but movies in general. Ridiculously good. Movies almost don't have a right to be so well done.

I gasped in awe, I cheered, I laughed, and I cried like a baby. The final act of ROTK is emotionally exhuasting and exhilerating at the same time. The pace was almost perfect, the editing was so so so much smoother than TTT's editing.

Before I go on, many of you probably consider me to be a "fanboy" who would love anything that he saw, and you're right about one thing....I am a fanboy but I still have a critical eye towards it, no matter how much I gush on here I have huge problems with TTT and to a lesser extent FOTR.

With that said, Return of the King lives up to every bit of hype it had. To put it simply (and its been said before), take the emotional and character power of FOTR and the action and adventure of TTT and mold them together, and you have ROTK. That is indeed ROTK in a nutshell, but it goes so much further. On the emotional side, ROTK is genuinely moving. Moreso than FOTR. 10 fold. I was never brought to the point of real tears with either FOTR or TTT, but ROTK gets so intimate with the characters that you can't help yourself. The action side is mind boggling. That's all I will say. Helm's Deep is a walk in the park now by comparison. The Nazgul are TERRIFYING. You'll understand once you see it.

This movie is filled with epic wide shots. Remember those precious few shots in FOTR such as Gandalf riding up to Minas Tirith with Mordor in the background? Or Saruman on top of Isengard calling down the storm on Caradhras? There is so many in this movie and all of them are on a scale that dwarf anything we've previously seen. There is a very long, but beautiful sequence of the beacons of Gondor being lit that was truly amazing to watch. Speaking of visual orgasms, they really seemed to have perfected their colour grading skills this time around. The movie just flat out looked amazing. Every shot was gorgeous...the colors, the composition, the look of it all was just amazing. The fact that this was the best visual presentation I've seen of a movie EVER probably helped too. If there's such thing as calibrating a projector, they did it here. The detail was jaw-dropping. A pristine print. This is gonna be one good looking DVD. As for the red/brownish dots care of the MPAA, they are there though not distracting. I barely noticed them.

As for all the multiple endings people are talking about, they are NOT poorly done. In fact they are totally necessary. I think its only flaw was that they faded to black way too much.

Return of the King surpassed my expectations in ways I never thought possible. It made me tired....there was so much to take in. The 200 minutes flew by faster than any previous LOTR film. The sheer COOLNESS of it aside, the most important thing is that it made me completely satisfied. The wait was well worth it. I was watching movie history tonight.

5/5 stars

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Needless to say I loved the film. If you have any questions I'll answer them tomorrow, but for now I must get some sleep. I am drained from this.
 

Feldenak

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I hate you. :)

Seriously, I've already informed my fiance that I will probably be misty-eyed by the end of RotK...considering I still get choked up reading the book(s).
 

Glitchny

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sweet, im gonna see this opening night i cant wait, i wish i got to see it early
 

cmdavid

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are there any spoilers in your post? if not, please indicate in your thread title so we can read it.. thanks kami.
 

Siddhartha

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I thought that Jackson deviated from the book in TTT more than was necessary to condense the story to fit a realistic screen time. In ROTK, did he follow the book more closely than he did in TTT?
 

edmundoab

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even from the story book ,
LOTR is suppose to get better and better as u read towards the end..

same goes to the movie... some of my friends just say its sad that they try to cramp so much into just 3 hours..
that they had to skip some unimportant event..

I gotta admit the first part of the show was really boring..
they were getting no where, and the ending was just plain raw..
forcing u to wait another year for the next part..

however two towers was really worth watching..the hype and excitement was building up

so I believe the last part.. return of the King will be FANTASTIC ;)
 

NFS4

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Isn't Kami reviewing LOTR sorta like a cop explaining the wonders of Krispey Kreme doughnuts??

We need someone impartial;)
 

Siddhartha

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"As for the red/brownish dots care of the MPAA, they are there though not distracting. I barely noticed them."

??
 

illusion88

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Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
"As for the red/brownish dots care of the MPAA, they are there though not distracting. I barely noticed them."

??

you haven't noticed them? They are put into the movies so as to make you not want to copy them.
 

lowfatbaconboy

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i notice them and it sorta takes me out of the movie when i see them b/c i know why they are there and i have a little side thought about the MPAA instead of paying full attention to the movie

so i do think they are slightly distracting....damn MPAA
 

Yossarian

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You had me at hello ;)

I would like to read this whole thread but I think it's gonna have to wait until next Wednesday :(
 

rockyct

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Originally posted by: lowfatbaconboy
i notice them and it sorta takes me out of the movie when i see them b/c i know why they are there and i have a little side thought about the MPAA instead of paying full attention to the movie

so i do think they are slightly distracting....damn MPAA

Wait, I've haven't been to a movie in a while but do they put these dots in only pre-release movies or in all movies now?
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: Glitchny
sweet, im gonna see this opening night i cant wait, i wish i got to see it early

same here i allready got my tickets. got them last friday actually
 

Blayze

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sweet, Im planning to go see it with some friends when they get in town on the 20th. Need to go ahead and order a ticket soon.
 

Squisher

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Isn't Kami reviewing LOTR sorta like a cop explaining the wonders of Krispey Kreme doughnuts??

We need someone impartial;)

lol, although he does make me want to actually pry my fat@ss up off the couch and go see this movie at the show.