so I really want a smoke

[rudeguy]

I do!

I was at the grocery store today...stared at the cigarette spinner thingy for about 5 minutes....

stopped to get some gas...the guy at the counter handed me my usual pack of newport 100's in a box....had to tell him no....

the lozenge things work for nicotine cravings...but they also make me feel weird....

its weird craving a cigarette...they do nothing for you, smell nasty, cost way too much, make people judge you....yet I want one worse than I want a girlfriend right now

/nicotine fit

 

[jpeyton]

Well don't smoke. It's a sh!tty habit.

 

[JoeKing]

chew some gum

 

[rgwalt]

Chew some gum, drink some water, suck on some hard candy. Do something to occupy your mouth. Whatever you do, don't smoke that ciggerette.

R

 

[saxophonoia]

save your money

 

[bleeb]

Don't do it! Be a GOOD DAD GoodDad.

 

[rudeguy]

thanks guys...I am not tempted to smoke...I just really want one. Does that even make sense?

I have replaced the smoking habit with a coffee/caffeine free diet coke habit.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Would you like some NicoDerm CQ Stage 1 GoodDad?

 

[bleeb]

Instead of coffee caffeine free coke... stick with PURE water and start exercising!! Run 2-3 miles a day.

 

[virtueixi]

REPOST!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: virtueixi
REPOST!

 

[TheChort]

I got the perfect solution for you.

Every time you have a craving for a cigarette, eat something. That should take care of the craving.
Keep this up for several months until you are sure your cravings are gone. But by now you will probably have gained some weight.

If you are interested in getting rid of this weight, look into doing some speed. It will help you lose your newfound weight in no time. You will be feeling like your old self again.

Now the speed might be a little addicting, so switch over to another drug. Look into coke as a substistute. If you really get into it (and be serious, no fair cheating yourself!) you should not even notice your speed addiction anymore. After having spent enough time with coke (you'll know its time after your 17th night in jail) check yourself into a rehab clinic, one where they can tie you down so you can't escape.

After a couple months in the clinic, you should come out feeling good as new. Now go to your old employer (if you haven't blackmailed him for drug money) and tell him you quit smoking and see how impressed he will be.

Its fullproof!!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: TheChort
I got the perfect solution for you.

Every time you have a craving for a cigarette, eat something. That should take care of the craving.
Keep this up for several months until you are sure your cravings are gone. But by now you will probably have gained some weight.

If you are interested in getting rid of this weight, look into doing some speed. It will help you lose your newfound weight in no time. You will be feeling like your old self again.

Now the speed might be a little addicting, so switch over to another drug. Look into coke as a substistute. If you really get into it (and be serious, no fair cheating yourself!) you should not even notice your speed addiction anymore. After having spent enough time with coke (you'll know its time after your 17th night in jail) check yourself into a rehab clinic, one where they can tie you down so you can't escape.

After a couple months in the clinic, you should come out feeling good as new. Now go to your old employer (if you haven't blackmailed him for drug money) and tell him you quit smoking and see how impressed he will be.

Its fullproof!!

:Q

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: TheChort
I got the perfect solution for you.

Every time you have a craving for a cigarette, eat something. That should take care of the craving.
Keep this up for several months until you are sure your cravings are gone. But by now you will probably have gained some weight.

If you are interested in getting rid of this weight, look into doing some speed. It will help you lose your newfound weight in no time. You will be feeling like your old self again.

Now the speed might be a little addicting, so switch over to another drug. Look into coke as a substistute. If you really get into it (and be serious, no fair cheating yourself!) you should not even notice your speed addiction anymore. After having spent enough time with coke (you'll know its time after your 17th night in jail) check yourself into a rehab clinic, one where they can tie you down so you can't escape.

After a couple months in the clinic, you should come out feeling good as new. Now go to your old employer (if you haven't blackmailed him for drug money) and tell him you quit smoking and see how impressed he will be.

Its fullproof!!

I've already tried that method a few times. Except after the rehab step I always fall into a wicked heroin streak.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: TheChort
I got the perfect solution for you.

Every time you have a craving for a cigarette, eat something. That should take care of the craving.
Keep this up for several months until you are sure your cravings are gone. But by now you will probably have gained some weight.

If you are interested in getting rid of this weight, look into doing some speed. It will help you lose your newfound weight in no time. You will be feeling like your old self again.

Now the speed might be a little addicting, so switch over to another drug. Look into coke as a substistute. If you really get into it (and be serious, no fair cheating yourself!) you should not even notice your speed addiction anymore. After having spent enough time with coke (you'll know its time after your 17th night in jail) check yourself into a rehab clinic, one where they can tie you down so you can't escape.

After a couple months in the clinic, you should come out feeling good as new. Now go to your old employer (if you haven't blackmailed him for drug money) and tell him you quit smoking and see how impressed he will be.

Its fullproof!!

hrmm....I dont even know how to reply to a post like that...so bunny pic

 

[tweakmm]

So light one up:evil:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
So light one up:evil:

:evil:

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: TheChort
I got the perfect solution for you.

Every time you have a craving for a cigarette, eat something. That should take care of the craving.
Keep this up for several months until you are sure your cravings are gone. But by now you will probably have gained some weight.

If you are interested in getting rid of this weight, look into doing some speed. It will help you lose your newfound weight in no time. You will be feeling like your old self again.

Now the speed might be a little addicting, so switch over to another drug. Look into coke as a substistute. If you really get into it (and be serious, no fair cheating yourself!) you should not even notice your speed addiction anymore. After having spent enough time with coke (you'll know its time after your 17th night in jail) check yourself into a rehab clinic, one where they can tie you down so you can't escape.

After a couple months in the clinic, you should come out feeling good as new. Now go to your old employer (if you haven't blackmailed him for drug money) and tell him you quit smoking and see how impressed he will be.

Its fullproof!!

hrmm....I dont even know how to reply to a post like that...so bunny pic

Fine. Then I have one for you too.
speed

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: TheChort
I got the perfect solution for you.

Every time you have a craving for a cigarette, eat something. That should take care of the craving.
Keep this up for several months until you are sure your cravings are gone. But by now you will probably have gained some weight.

If you are interested in getting rid of this weight, look into doing some speed. It will help you lose your newfound weight in no time. You will be feeling like your old self again.

Now the speed might be a little addicting, so switch over to another drug. Look into coke as a substistute. If you really get into it (and be serious, no fair cheating yourself!) you should not even notice your speed addiction anymore. After having spent enough time with coke (you'll know its time after your 17th night in jail) check yourself into a rehab clinic, one where they can tie you down so you can't escape.

After a couple months in the clinic, you should come out feeling good as new. Now go to your old employer (if you haven't blackmailed him for drug money) and tell him you quit smoking and see how impressed he will be.

Its fullproof!!

hrmm....I dont even know how to reply to a post like that...so bunny pic

Fine. Then I have one for you too.
speed

EDIT: thanks to Joeyman

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
So light one up:evil:

are you still holding a grudge towards me for beating the crap out of you at Monopoly, then taking all your money playing poker???

Get over it pal!

 

[FFactory0x]

Originally posted by: Joeyman
chew some gum

Yes occupy your mouth.

Suck a big phat....

You know what i mean

 

[FrustratedUser]

Good luck!

<---- lights one up. *puff puff*

 

[jfall]

Go to a beach in california, cant smoke there hah

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: GoodDad
I do!

I was at the grocery store today...stared at the cigarette spinner thingy for about 5 minutes....

stopped to get some gas...the guy at the counter handed me my usual pack of newport 100's in a box....had to tell him no....

the lozenge things work for nicotine cravings...but they also make me feel weird....

its weird craving a cigarette...they do nothing for you, smell nasty, cost way too much, make people judge you....yet I want one worse than I want a girlfriend right now

/nicotine fit

Nothing makes other people judge you. They choose to judge you of their own volition (stupidity?). Whoever said quitting smoking was easy, never really was addicted in the first place. Doin' good, man. Keep it up.

/ex smoker, casual cigar

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Good luck!

<---- lights one up. *puff puff*

:evil: