So I put my Playstation2 on Craigslist.

[Saint Nick]

i heard they use playstation 2s in third world countries to build bombs or something.

 

[Kodiak31415]

In other news tonight a Fedex employee, a Nigerian terrorist, and President Bush were all harmed when a package supposed to be containing a ps2 exploded in front of the Whitehouse this morning. Western Union has determined that some sort of fraud had taken place during the selling of the PS2 and demands that the President and the Nigerian be arrested for fraud. When interviewed, a Secret Service agent revealed that the Nigerian in question was auctually a close friend of the president. The President had apparently helped the Nigerian with financial trouble and let the Nigerian have full acess to the federal reserve so that the he could use it to transfer 20 million dollars out of his war torn country.

When we return: How Sony purchased the Anus Laptop coporation and the exciting plans for the p-p-p-p-playanus.