- Dec 27, 2001
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so I was at Compusa with my girlfriend today. We were looking for a new mouse because I smashed mine with my bear hands after I got pissed off playing BF1942. Anyways, I come back and this tall gumpy dude is trying to pick up my girl...so I had to handle my business. This is how the conversation went pretty much
me: That's my G/F man, back off asswipe.
him: Take it easy man, I'm just a computer nerd...I wouldnt know what to do with a girl if I had the manual.
me: Whatever, fsck off. (more profanity after this)
him: You better watch how you talk to strangers cuz one of these days you're gonna get your ass kicked running your mouth like that. Please dont take that as a threat, and by all means please dont hurt me or even fake like you are going to. The trauma from jerking my head back could end my chances of becoming the next ****OFFICIAL AND CONFIRMED*** international half life champion.
me: Go run home to mommy.
The little nerd probably went home and posted his spin of this on some computer forum...thats after he cleaned out his panties
me: That's my G/F man, back off asswipe.
him: Take it easy man, I'm just a computer nerd...I wouldnt know what to do with a girl if I had the manual.
me: Whatever, fsck off. (more profanity after this)
him: You better watch how you talk to strangers cuz one of these days you're gonna get your ass kicked running your mouth like that. Please dont take that as a threat, and by all means please dont hurt me or even fake like you are going to. The trauma from jerking my head back could end my chances of becoming the next ****OFFICIAL AND CONFIRMED*** international half life champion.
me: Go run home to mommy.
The little nerd probably went home and posted his spin of this on some computer forum...thats after he cleaned out his panties
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