So I opened my BLUEBERRY fruit on the bottom yogurt to find...

[NuclearNed]

...that its strawberry-banana.


Who can I sue?

 

[ravana]

The farmer.

 

[AdamSnow]

The banana!

 

[pclstyle]

help the culture thrive.

 

The blueberries who didn't meet their contractual obligation to be "On the Bottom."

 

[tami]

freeze it and show the media!

 

[radioouman]

Ebay!

 

[NuclearNed]

I'm sure somebody somewhere is lethally allergic to either strawberries or bananas - if you are one of those folks let me know and we'll strike some sort of deal.

 

[DrPizza]

Not a great deal if they're lethally allergic... how about "get reallllly sick and suffer a lot, but will pull through" allergic??
Otherwise, they kinda get the short end of the stick on any deal.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: radioouman
Ebay!

Sadly enough someone will buy it.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Not a great deal if they're lethally allergic... how about "get reallllly sick and suffer a lot, but will pull through" allergic??
Otherwise, they kinda get the short end of the stick on any deal.

Its probably not going to work out anyway - the temptation of the creamy strawberry-banana goodness has been a little too much for me to resist.

 

[KLin]

You better call the manufacturer to let them know. They'll have to recall that product quickly. Mislabeled product is taken very seriously by food processors.

 

Originally posted by: KLin
You better call the manufacturer to let them know. They'll have to recall that product quickly. Mislabeled product is taken very seriously by food processors.

LOL, I can hear the news reports now:

"Dannon has recalled 550,000 cases of Fruit on the Bottom Blueberry yogurt because the fuit that is actually on the bottom is strawberry banana, not blueberries. You may return your yogurt to the retailer where you purchased it for a full refund."

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ravana
The farmer.

The cow.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
I'm sure somebody somewhere is lethally allergic to either strawberries or bananas - if you are one of those folks let me know and we'll strike some sort of deal.

My girlfriend is allergic to bananas. She can't breathe.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
I'm sure somebody somewhere is lethally allergic to either strawberries or bananas - if you are one of those folks let me know and we'll strike some sort of deal.

My girlfriend is allergic to bananas. She can't breathe.

Quick! freeze and get it into the hands of someone allergic to bananas or strawberries, and get pics of them eating it by accident and cut a deal!

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
I'm sure somebody somewhere is lethally allergic to either strawberries or bananas - if you are one of those folks let me know and we'll strike some sort of deal.

My girlfriend is allergic to bananas. She can't breathe.

Quick! freeze and get it into the hands of someone allergic to bananas or strawberries, and get pics of them eating it by accident and cut a deal!

Uh... too late - its gone. Although I do have several other containers of the same brand at home. Maybe tomorrow I'll find another one.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

My girlfriend is allergic to bananas. She can't breathe.

Hmmmm, shes not allergic to my banana!!!!!!!!!:Q:evil:

 

[UNCjigga]

Put a finger in it?

 

[cherrytwist]

This happened to my boss recently.

He called the manufacturer and they sent him coupons for three free containers of yogurt.

Have fun

 

[duckdown]

challenge the makers of the yogurt to a duel

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Ogg

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

My girlfriend is allergic to bananas. She can't breathe.

Hmmmm, shes not allergic to my banana!!!!!!!!!:Q:evil:

Damn, beaten to the punch

 

[EvilYoda]

:Q! Kill them all.